If you’re looking for angsty and confessional you’re in the right place. Elizabeth Gilbert confessing to premeditating a near-murder gets Laura dishing on her toxic exes and Katie on her skepticism that people can really change. See also: yelling on bad art, lesbian codependency, consent from beyond the grave, and Earth School. As an added bonus, if you listen closely you can hear Laura’s 90-minute love affair with a French baguette. Wonders never cease.

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Eat, Pray, Love? More like Shout, Scream, Yell!! We wax skeptical about Elizabeth Gilbert collecting friends, doing religious tourism, and eating pasta in a culture of misogyny. Does our author have questionable judgment? Is she an unreliable narrator? Is her heart in the right place? If you like us as yappers or as easy marks, go listen and rate and review! xx bisous bisous

Hot take: This book is not spared from the White Knight Lesbian trope! Hot take: This book didn’t need a character wrestling with her sexuality! Hot take: We can justify these literary decisions by accounting for the cultural milieu! Katie says this episode is basically a dissertation on queer politics. Laura would like to point out that we also talk about spoons, haircuts, and meth. Be gay with us for 59 minutes and unsubscribe from Spotify. Bisous bisous xx

The only thing better than a love story is a love story with lesbians. And a house of mysterious origins. And a grating patriarchal neighbor getting what he deserves. And bunnies. We unpack the politics of queer attraction, and find the genius in hiding Chekov's gun in plain sight for your readers. Tune in next week for part 2, where we answer the question: will our World War II gays get their happy ending?

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Content warning: child death

Tampons, oedipal complexes, and a poop city: this book really does have it all! Is it really all one big veiled autobiography? We wax poetic and resolve little to nothing. Maybe the real road trip is the podcast friends you make along the way. We love you lots rate review subscribe xx bisous

Content warning: suicide, infant death

You can’t spell Yellowface without YELL! We are longwinded but fortunately are pleased at ourselves. We talk, the twittersphere (🙅🏻‍♀️!) and ponder author motivations. If you like us as yappers or as insignificant specks of dust, go listen and rate and review! We hate Spotify ON PURPOSE, go find us anywhere else. xx bisous bisous

Content warning: death, suicidal ideation, sexual assault

"Cat Person" short story: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/12/11/cat-person

"Cat Person and Me": https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/07/cat-person-kristen-roupenian-viral-story-about-me.html

Our first episode is out!! We talk about Big Swiss, the gay foray, and making men uncomfortable. If you like us as people or important public figures pls go listen and rate and review! We are on Spotify FOR NOW and we recommend you cancel your subscription. Find us elsewhere. xx bisous bisous

Content warning: suicide, sexual assault