Long time ago me and my dog Ruby here,
We was hunkerin'' down a cold and lonesome garage.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon (@duncantrussell)
In the middle of the garage.
And he said:
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul)
Well me and Ruby, we looked at each other,
And we each said. "How about a Podcast?."
And we produced the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Drunkest Book Podcast in the World, it was The Best One in the World.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, and two beers maker me pee,
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
Needless to say the beast was Duncan Trussell (Competitive Podcaster)
Shit Smack went his grumpy face and he was done.
"Snort' (that was not coke)
Rock
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah
Ohhh, whoah
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