This document is an excerpt from Diana Joseph's memoir, "I'm Sorry You Feel That Way: The Astonishing But True Story of a Daughter, Sister, Slut, Wife, Mother, and Friend to Man and Dog." The text comprises a table of contents and various chapters that offer vignettes from the author's life, focusing on her relationships with her family, including her father, brothers, son, and partners, Al and Vincent Petrone. It explores themes of personal identity, societal expectations, family dynamics, and the complexities of human connection, often through humorous and candid anecdotes about everyday experiences and internal monologues. The excerpts also highlight the author's struggles with anxiety and self-perception, juxtaposing these with her observations of others and her own past.