This week's Boomie/Zoomie dives deep into some depressing topics: mental illness, domestic abuse denial, Notch's twitter antics -- truly a dark blight on the typically glowing whimsy of the podcast! But will there be a light at the end of the tunnel? Will Mumkey hang himself from the top bunk with a belt? WILL NOTCH COME TO MUMKEY'S HOUSE TO PLAY SMASH BROS AND EAT PIZZA? All this and a whole lot more on a brand new episode of The Boomer & The Zoomer!

Mumkey makes a powerful ally.

Asterios gives powerful sexual advice.

And Dale Gribble is powerfully triggered.

 

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Mumkey mourns the loss of Tom Green.

Asterios pitches a cyberpunk reboot of a Greek drama.

And Notch cries alone in his solid gold hot tub.

All this AND a particularly horrifying joke about Mumkey's grandmother on this week's Bombo vs. Zombo!

  

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HELLO THERE!

Fresh off sold-out back-to-back live shows in NYC, your favorite old guy/short guy combo pack returns to fill your ears with an hour of assorted nonsense. 

IN THIS EPISODE: we recap our live shows, talk about the time Asterios nearly worked for Michael Moore, and pitch a new movie where incels must steal one million good boy points...OR DIE!

So listen...OR DIE! (You won't die.)

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Hey! We got two BIG live shows coming up this weekend, so Mumkey's in NYC crashing on our couch for like two goddamn weeks. We've been going at it pretty hard since the moment he walked in the door, so apologies for this episode being late. Hope you tune into this Saturday night's livestream!

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Who gets more triggered: Boomers or Zoomers? Is Louis CK's new material Louis P.U.? And what are the ingredients for my hot new drink, "The Orlando Sunrise?" Hear these things AND an update on the status of my all-new social media team on this week's Boomer vs. Zoomer, live from my mom's kitchen in Orlando Florida!

  

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Our LIVE BvZ is Saturday, January 26th @ 9PM EST! Get tickets here: https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4041924

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Asterios is in Orlando...and Mumkey's in love!

This week, we talk about the BIGGEST ALEX'S OF 2019: Alex Jones, Alex Borstein, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Who does Mumkey want to fuck? The answer WON'T surprise you!

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What's the HOT new weight loss secret producing SHOCKING results? Hint: it's terrifying!

Also: Boomer Book Club reads the Fortnite novelization and Boomer News/Zoomer News talks Jon Favreau's girth!

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Because so many people have asked, here's how to get the products that almost killed me this episode:

Pavlok Shock Clock: https://amzn.to/2W52y26

Upright GO Posture Trainer: https://amzn.to/2RHQfdC

Overwatch Mousepad: https://amzn.to/2MnPd0p

Fortnite Novel: https://amzn.to/2FMiiBr

This week on BOOMER vs ZOOMER we take a cringe walk down memory lane as Mumkey recalls some of his most regretful years. Meanwhile, Mumkey's Grandma calls in with some important life updates, Asterios gives his hot take on Ryan Reynolds playing Detective Pikachu, and Mumkey does his best Asterios impression.

Your hosts:
Asterios Kokkinos ► https://twitter.com/asterios
Mumkey Jones ► https://www.instagram.com/mumkeyjonestv/

VOTE:
Did the trailer make you more or less excited to see Detective Pikachu? ►https://www.strawpoll.me/16856807

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What's up Boomers, Zoomers, and Groomers alike? It's episode 5 of your favorite podcast to feature a boomer and a zoomer--BOOMER vs ZOOMER! This week we address the serious allegations that Asterios is a groomer, Asterios tells the tale of how he saved a rare Chinese duck, and Mumkey feels a spiritual connection to Dan Schneider's carnal desires. Also I'm pretty sure this is the first episode where we don't mention Andy Signore, but maybe I just missed it.

 

Your hosts:

Asterios Kokkinos ► https://twitter.com/asterios

Mumkey Jones ► https://www.instagram.com/mumkeyjonestv/

VOTE: Which song should be the theme song next week? ► https://www.strawpoll.me/16814689

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