By happenstance, one of the Bootleg Humans recently found themselves in Istanbul at the same time as Miss. Alisa O’Connor, a distinguished international photo editor, who joins the duo for today’s episode. This is the story of the inspiring, against-all-odds friendship that developed in the bars, shopping malls, and by-the-night AirBnb accommodations in one of the world’s most romantic cities

In the second and final episode of 2023, the Bootleg Humans advise a romantically-confused listener, prepare for the next great Civilisation Reset, and reveal some secret information that the CIA really don’t want you to know. They also sign off with some good news about the state of the world to cheer you into the new year.

In the first episode of 2023, the Bootleg Humans run through the highs and lows of 2022, outline what you should and should not do if you win $300 million on the lottery, and discuss the moral implications of tricking a senior citizen into taking illegal substances. They also question whether the UK has an alcohol problem, and Adam gushes about his first male crush.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "A stunning, heart-wrenching portrayal of the American Dream” - The New Yorker

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "An unexpected dramatic triumph from the comedy masters” - London Review of Books

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "An astonishing theatrical debut from two of popular culture’s most innovative stars.” - The Guardian

All-American family man Gary believes he’s working towards his picture-perfect life, but when a mystery virus infects his wife Kathleen, the dreams he held for the future seem to be lost, forever…

New York’s premier bidet expert Seth (last name?) joins the Bootleg Humans to deliver a passionate treatise on the many merits of the plumbing appliance. The trio also discusses the psychological terror of playing rust, post-apocalyptic dildo ice cream cones, and the serendipitous moment that lead to Seth’s adventurous and fun-filled friendship with Adam.

The Bootleg Humans travel through time and space in a conversation that takes them to Columbia, the top of Mount Everest, and the ghastly sleeping quarters of a 1700s Pirate Ship. They also debate whether it’s ever OK to rat out your friends to the police and outline why being a humble pizza chef might be your best chance of survival in a brutal Viking society.

Special guest star Bella joins the Hetero-Bros to discuss acid trips in Girona, the magic of the Monster Trucks World Tour, and the never-ending drama that accompanies being a 25-year-old lesbian in Barcelona. Elsewhere in the episode, Rob details his heroic, crime-busting antics, and Adam takes us to the eerie yet sweet world of spiritual mediums. This episode contains a one-sentence reference to Robert Pattison.

What Does It Mean To Be Human? The answer is just one of many knowledge bombs the Bootleg Humans drop in this week’s episode. You’ll also learn about Switzerland’s impenetrable defence system, the full-speed diet of writer Hunter S. Thompson, and a dark secret of penguins kept hidden for one hundred years. There’s also a performance of an AI-written Batman script featuring The Dark Knight, Alfred, and The Joker, which suggests that artificial intelligence may just live up to the hype after all.

New Year, Same Old Bootleg Humans. Toast the arrival of 2022 (in March) with the Bootleg Humans New Year Special. In the ultimate episode of 2021, Adam and Rob look back over the previous twelve months, discuss whether being a Private Investigator is a respected profession, call out Isaac Newton for being a lame-ass virgin, and teach you how to lay siege on a castle. The pair also get temporarily sucked into cults that take one of the two into the dark world of bootleg DVDs.

In Part II of this week’s episode, Lord Robert and Adam dive into the gravely yet intriguing world of obituary writing, learn why John Fairfax is the most badass man of the 20th century, and argue over the legitimacy of the Rights of Lobsters movement. You should also prepare for your breakfast game to seriously step up, thanks to the delicious knowledge the pair drop on an underrated classic: Oatmeal.