Boozy Book Reports

Aqua Net? Check! Swatch? Check! Delicious cocktails? Double check! This month’s book report covers the cult classic, “Remember Me” by Christopher Pike! Join in the ghostly fun of this late 80’s gem! 🖤 We’re sipping on Cosmos and Stockholm Harbors!

Mentioned in the Episode:

• Remember Me by Christopher Pike
• Veronica Mars
• Chris Crocker - “Leave Britney Alone”
• Ouija Board
• Dead Like Me
• Buzzfeed Unsolved - “The Demonic Goatman’s Bridge”
• The Exorcist (1973)
• Ghost (1990)
• Waffle House - SNL
• Jazzercise

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Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary.

Hosted by Beth + Sam

Music by The Finley Ghost

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We’re traveling back to our Scholastic Fair, elementary school days with the all American Girl classic, ‘“Meet Samantha”! Paired with a porch poundable traditional daiquiri and sassafras & molasses champagne cocktail! 

Mentioned in the Episode:

• American Girl: Meet Samantha
• Samantha: An American Girl Holiday (2004)
• Scholastic Book Fairs
• Visible Mending SubReddit
• Hobby Man
• Stitch 'n Bitch
• Styrofoam Meat Tray Weaving
• Conan @ American Girl
• Viper Car Alarm System
• Jackalope
• Dirty Jobs
• “Historical” 90’s American Girl Dolls
• American Girl Diaries
• Bonus: American Girl Cafe SNL Skit

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Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary.

Hosted by Beth + Sam

Music by The Finley Ghost

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First kisses, peak mean girl behavior, and an especially sassy cat make up this month’s book report! Join in as we revisit “Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging” by Louise Rennison. As a special gift to ourselves were drinking some of the first “cocktails” we tried back in the day! A TP Bomb (equal parts Pepsi and beer) and The Mistake (a sugar cone filled with Baileys and topped with whipped cream and chocolate drizzle).

Mentioned in the Episode:

• Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging
• Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging (2008 Film)
• Angus (1995 Film)
• My So Called Life - Hallway Scene

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Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary.

Hosted by Beth + Sam

Music by The Finley Ghost

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In a world where you’re a ten year old girl left orphaned by a virus that has killed everyone over the age of twelve, what would you do to survive? Would you succumb to the bleakness of your reality or would you rise up to become the ruler of your own castle on the hill?  This month we’re diving into the apocalyptic tale, “The Girl Who Owned a City” whilst drinking Jungle Birds and Bloody Marys! 

Mentioned in the Episode:

• The Girl Who Owned a City
• The Girl Who Owned a City (graphic novel)
• Jungle Bird Cocktail
• Bloody Mary
• Crater Lake Green Chili Pepper Vodka
• Cougar Gold Cheese
• Schoolhouse Rock-Mother Necessity
• The Toy (1982)
• Dumb and Dumber - Pet Head

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Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary.

Hosted by Beth + Sam

Music by The Finley Ghost

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Connect with the Boozy Book Reports Crew

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'Tis the season to be jolly with a side of snark! On this month's Boozy Book Report we're drinking nog and reminiscing as we report on 'Gift of the Magi'! Featuring the Country Bumpkin Eggnog cocktail by Basics with Babish!

Mentioned on the episode:

• Gift of the Magi
• Captain Morgan Gingerbread Spiced Rum
• Country Bumpkin Eggnog Cocktail
• Gift of the Magi (TV Movie 2010)
• Touched by an Angel (1994)
• Felicity - The Big Chop
• Julia Stiles Cosmo Cover (2004)
• Gift Card Maze Holder
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Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary.

Hosted by Beth + Sam

Music by The Finley Ghost

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Connect with the Boozy Book Reports Crew

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Are you there God? It’s us, Boozy Book Reports. This month were celebrating that special time in a girl’s life when she hits puberty and also contemplates the nature of God. Yes, we’re reading the classic Judy Blume tale, “Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret.” Featuring our very first special guest and some delish cocktails. 

Mentioned in the Episode:

• Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret.
• SNL - Lingerie Store
• SNL - Kotex Classics
• Turning Red (2022)

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Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary.

Hosted by Beth + Sam

Music by The Finley Ghost

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Connect with the Boozy Book Reports Crew

TikTok: @boozybookreports

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It's spooky season and we're celebrating by reading the classic children's horror book Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark! Featured cocktails: “The Toe” (aka a Kir Royale) and a Jack O'Lantern Rose!

Mentioned in the episode:

• Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
• In a Dark, Dark Room and Other Scary Stories
• The Green Ribbon
• Banned Book List
• Bloody Mary
• Hot Take: Captain Hook is the Good Guy

Movies/ Shows:

• Scary Stories (2018)
• The Midnight Club (2022)
• Scary Stories to Tell in The Dark (2019)
• Children of the Corn (1984)
• Signs (2002)
• The Blair Witch Project (1999)
• Pan's Labyrinth
• Lovecraft Country (2020)
• Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers (2022)
• Poltergeist (1982)
• The Lady in White (1988)
• Cat's Eye (1985)
• The Others (2001)
• Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
• Dolls (1987)
• Sleepaway Camp (1893)
• IT (1990)
• Trolls 2 (1990)
• Urban Legend (1998)
• Leprechaun (1993)
• Pet Cemetery (1989)
• Arachnophobia (1990)
• Cloverfield (2008)

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Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary.

Hosted by Beth + Sam

Music by The Finley Ghost

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Connect with the Boozy Book Reports Crew

TikTok: @boozybookreports

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Damn those Pedro eyes! On this month’s Boozy Book Report we’re looking at the spicy 90’s bestseller, Like Water for Chocolate by Laura Esquivel. Featuring Sam’s Spicy Abuelita and a Zhuzhed Amaretto Sour cocktails! 

Mentioned in the Episode:

Drink recipes available on our website or Instagram

• Like Water for Chocolate on Goodreads
• Tita’s Diary
• Like Water for Chocolate by the Royal Ballet
• Like Water for Chocolate Recipes from the Book
• Like Water for Chocolate (1992)
• Iris (2014)
• Simply Irresistible (1999)
• 100 Soup Recipes
• Cougar Gold Cheese

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Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary.

Hosted by Beth + Sam

Music by The Finley Ghost

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Connect with the Boozy Book Reports Crew

TikTok: @boozybookreports

Instagram: @boozybookreport

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Button, button, whose got the button? Join us as we revisit an essential Gen X and Millennial classic…..Go Ask Alice. Featuring a Revolver and Last Word cocktail (with a shot of Baileys on the side)!

Mentioned in the Episode:

• Drink recipes available on our website or Instagram
• Unmask Alice (2022)
• Was Go Ask Alice the Original Literary Con?
• You’re Wrong About - Go Ask Alice Part 1
• White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane
• My Drunk Kitchen
• Goodreads Go Ask Alice Reviews
• Bojana’s Book Recommendation: The Children From Banhoff Zoo (1999)
• The History of Rock Music in 500 Songs (Sam’s Favorite Podcast)
• Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)
• South Park Future Self n' Me (Season 6, Episode 16)

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Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary.

Hosted by Beth + Sam

Music by The Finley Ghost

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Connect with the Boozy Book Reports Crew

TikTok: @boozybookreports

Instagram: @boozybookreport

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It’s our very first episode we taking it back to one of the MVPs of every 80’s Scholastic Book Fair! That’s right, we’re reading The Boxcar Children. 

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Mentioned in the Episode

Drink recipes available on our website or Instagram

Vanilla Bean Vodka by Cedar Rain Spirits

JUSTNOMIL

SNL: Old Enough! Longterm Boyfriends!

TikTok Forager - Alexis Nikole

Goodreads Boxcar Children Reviews

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Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary.

Hosted by Beth + Sam

Music by The Finley Ghost

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Connect with the Boozy Book Reports Crew

TikTok: @boozybookreports

Instagram: @boozybookreport

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[email protected]

boozybookreports.com