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Boozy talks about the recent front of the culture wars as it relates to law with the recent orders of the Texas and Florida Supreme Courts wherein they decide they'll create their own law school accreditation process - with Blackjack and Hookers.

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Hey everyone! Welcome to a new Bi-Weekly thing until we have the podcast back up and running full bore with "Boozy's Bits," where I'll pop in and discuss a legal or political matter briefly!

This first one is a discussion of Magisterial District Judge Amy Zanelli's recent Warhammer inspired issues with the Pennsylvania Judicial Conduct Board! Links to discussed things are below!

PA Code of Judicial conduct for Magisterial District Judges

Judicial Conduct Complaint re Zanelli

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Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they record another live episode of Boozy's Legal Funhouse. This time, at Anthrocon 2025, the pair discuss the Pennsylvania case of Friends of Danny DeVito v. Wolf, wherein a conservative politician capitalizing on a liberal actor's name attempted to overturn the Governor's orders relating to the COVID-19 lockdowns in the Commonwealth by grossly misunderstanding the nature of police powers, statutory interpretation, Due Process, the First Amendment, and Equal Protection. Bonus: Did you know the King of England made this case possible in the first place?

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Join Boozy and a panel of folks, including Draggor and Iggy as well as a sock puppet pretending to be Alkali, for an episode of Boozy's Legal Funhouse recorded live at AnthrOhio 2025 in Columbus, Ohio.  With Alkali off in Vegas, Boozy reached into the bag of "let's get political" to discuss the concept of birthright citizenship and how the Supreme Court has held for over a century that the only actually constitutionally protected form of citizenship is the one you gain from being born in a place with a discussion of the legal case of United States v. Wong Kim Ark.

Special thanks to the sound techs  at AO who recorded this one from the board and gave us sound quality you can expect to never actually hear again.

Case materials are available for free on the Patreon HERE.

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Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they appear live again to record another episode of the Legal Funhouse at Motor City Furry Convention's 2025 event in Ypsilanti, Michigan.

This time the two discuss the intersection of First Amendment rights, levels of review used in constitutional challenges, and engaging in oral sex through walls as they review the cases and statutes that led the Keystone State of Pennsylvania to outlaw gloryholes specifically. Because Boozy decided they needed to do a topic Alkali has some hands-on experience with, so to speak.

Also discussed: Judicial misbehavior from the (allegedly) most problematic judge in Indiana, and that time a U.S. Representative decided trials were something for other people, not citizens accused of crimes.

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Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they once again take the show on the road to Furthemore 2025 in another live recording.

In this episode the pair discuss the concept of the Public Trust Doctrine and what that means when two people from New Jersey have their beachfront home subjected to the traffic of lowly peons as North Carolina courts answer the question of whether they can own, in the words of Disney's Pocahontas, whatever land they land on in Nies v. Town of Emerald Isle.

Special features:  Dead experts sign affidavits, Trump targets law firms, and a Bigfoot hunter doesn't get alimony.

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Join Boozy and his Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they appear live to record at Fursquared 2025.  Joining in the haunted masquerade, the duo discuss a case of spirits with a particular interest in the distribution of a nice old lady's estate and her family's desire to get a piece of the money.

Also featured - The military fired its lawyers, we may be screwed.

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Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, joined by special guest Buddy Goodboy - an actual honest to god research attorney - for another holiday episode with three Santas of increasing horrendous nature to ring in another year!  Recorded while Boozy was recovering from surgery and high on painkillers, and sounding like it was recorded in a bathroom because the host couldn't move, this episode covers stolen Santas, flaming Santas, and helicopter blades hitting children (NOBODY DIES) as, once again, we examine why the holiday season is ripe for litigation.

Cases covered in this episode are Hardin v. Caldwell, Kaletha v. Hall Mercantile Co., and Southern Helicopter Service, Inc. v. Jones and can be found online at the Patreon Site for free 

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Join Boozy and the certified legal layman, Alkali, as they both return from a long and unplanned hiatus just in time for that holiday where everyone gorges themselves on turkey.  

It's time to give thanks for three turkey day themed lawsuits surrounding the theories of negligence as they involve eating human remains, trains, and relatives you really don't want to invite to dinner!

WARNING:  This episode will contain discussions of murder, mental illness, and turkey.

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Join Boozy and Alkali as we discuss how a long running feud of two founding fathers constantly trying to piss off the other one led to the concept of judicial review and the creation of a court that has daily reminded the American public they are essentially black-robed gods as we discuss the case of Marbury v. Madison live at Anthrocon 2024 in Pittsburgh!

HUGE shoutout this episode to Silvergatomon, who saved the day by providing us with a clean copy of the audio when Boozy's cheap mic that he refused to replace gave up in the middle of recording, and almost created a lost episode!

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Support Boozy and the show over on Patreon, Kofi, or maybe watch him at Twitch. You can read his writings and get updates about performances, releases, bonus material, and case materials at Lawyers & Liquor, his website.

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