Spooky scary computer guy, sends shivers down your spine, shrieking SQL's will shock your soul, seal your doom tonight.

Things get heated.  Nazi Furries, conservative fashion, feet, google, tiktok stocking videos, grocery hauls.  We have it all.

God, we immediately spend 30% of the podcast talking about fast food "hacks"

You your kids and your Johnson.  Really?

The gang reviews some ancient technology, and discovers if they are indeed smarter than a fifth grader.

I like em big... I like em chunky.  I like em cathode, I like em ray tubey.  Big TV bois only.  Need a forklift to move that shizz.

Hey y'all, you get some of that vaccine?  Shit is tight.  

Get your hot new crypto here, blockchain, dogecoin, bitcoin, ethereum, NFT, all of the SEO keywords!  We invent a kindler gentler crypto, and if you steal the idea from us, you are a jerk.  Pls do not steal.

Why even bother getting canceled by an internet mob, when you can cancel yourself?  Bean dad, cinnamon toast shrimp guy, how the mighty have fallen

It sounds worse than it actually is.