Born in the Eighties

Matt, TJ, and Jon find out what Kingdom Hearts characters they are. #Hackthemenu returns with online ordering tips. Jon plays Slay the Spire, and we try to help a lady with some attention in a gym.

This week we are joined by very special guest and well known voice you've heard while browsing a Gamestop, Cole Watson! Quizbot returns to grill our guest, and topics range from the animated abomination of the Rapsittee Street Kids to Chompette and how to actually land IN the friend zone.

Get those fortnite dancing and dabbing hours in while they are still legal! Check out the Epic Games store, and old game show re-runs on Netflix. Matt sees a Poppins return, Jon plays "Bandersnatch" and TJ has some Nintendo Switch Online rumors. Beware the giant VR women, and tune in today!

Turn on "Big Button Mode" and listen in to this week's episode! We talk of twinks, smurfing and MMO's of days gone bye. We also learn of wizarding plumbing problems, and high school dating stories. Make sure to subscribe, subs get snapchat!

John Mcafee is tweeting about whales, millennials are fake selling out on Instagram, teens are red pilling themselves in high school, and everybody is poor. Eat the Rich, Happy 2019.

It is time to rewind for 2018. We don't know anyone on youtube at all, Jon has opinions on the Netflix Evangelion redub, TJ is no-stop smashing brothers, and Matt is still taking those country roads in Fallout 76. Thank the bus driver, and Merry Christmas.

You thought 2017 was terrible? Let me tell you about a little year called 2018! Jon and Matt are joined by Kirsten and Lauren to watch Netflix's own "A Christmas Prince". It is pretty bad, it has spina bifida, a very old mom, and some sick fake news journalism takes. Pop some muscle relaxers, crack some nog, and listen in.

This episode is full of many things kind of skeezy. NSFW Tumblr blogs, Fallout 76, Yahoo Answers, and much more. Join the skeeze, be the skeeze.

TJ will be your sodamelier this evening. Can I suggest the Mtn. Dew Ice as a fine pairing with your Evangelion on Netflix watching experience? To deal with the news of Nintendo's settlement with the ROM websites, may I suggest a vintage Pepsi Holiday Spice? For dealing with a broken Blue Yeti Mic mid-recording, you'll need some of the strong stuff, can I suggest an imported Filipino Pepsi Blue?

Jon recounts a youthful indiscretion, TJ details a "hot pocket" situation, Matt becomes un-muffled, and we all take a trip into seduction-land. Grab your gofundme scam money and come along for the ride!