Born in the Eighties

So, there is a jump scare at the end of this episode. Do not worry, everyone is fine, how are you?

We chat about old restaurant franchises of yore, as well as the latest streamer controversy. Ah yes, you didn't break any laws, but that doesn't make it any less creepy. Now that the summer games announcements are over, we chat about everything we are looking forward to in the fall. But, honestly Jon is probably just going to be playing ArmA and World of Warcraft.

Photo by cottonbro studio: https://www.pexels.com/photo/woman-in-black-and-blue-dress-sitting-on-chair-4842489/

Sufferin' succotash, the summer soda season has sprung! TJ, our special sodamollier, is here to guide you through the new flavors. Maybe they will put AI in soda next? Who knows. All I know is that you definitely should click on these links to win a free PSP on my Xanga blog...

Welcome to the brand new podcast Talkin' Bell, where we talk about all of the Taco Bell menu offerings in excruciating detail. Taco bell is rizzed out, and we are gooning over the new menu items!!!

Episode Artwork adapted from: Photo by Joaquin Carfagna: https://www.pexels.com/photo/neon-taco-on-window-20185282/

He was born in Bricklehem, and destined to die for our plastic sins. Drink some Skittles cocktail and get turnt in his memory! Rasputin has definitely never seen a Zebra before, and would also hate human-ticketmaster people scalping pretty much anything you want to buy.

Well well well... look who decided to come back? Someone who has a potato for a microphone, but we love him anyhow. Topics range from animated faves, to Xanga blog raves.

Episode cover art adapted from Photo by Fidel Hajj: https://www.pexels.com/photo/man-holding-fork-taking-food-2814829/

Yeah, I was on the Varsity DOTA2 squad. Check out my letterman jacket. Man, I would have been so into esports in High School. Instead I was likely saying very ignorant things while playing CS 1.6, Team Fortress and Tribes. Well, it was a different time after all.

Episode Title Art adapted from: Tima Miroshnichenko: https://www.pexels.com/photo/food-light-man-people-7047302/

If you are gonna record a podcast, you better hit record first. Anyhoo, after Jon's recording kerfuffle, we talk of dental procedures, malls of our childhood, Chinese Pepsi flavors, what streaming services we actually have and what is actually on them right now, and we time travel back to 2005 in Jon's Xanga blog.

Episode title art adapted from cottonbro studio from Pexels: https://www.pexels.com/photo/person-in-latex-gloves-holding-plastic-jaw-6528782/

Whoa. Cringe dude. Just keep on keepin on my friend, and don't think about the super embarrassing blogs you used to read, and the super personal stuff you used to post about. 2005 was a different time man...

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Episode title art Photo by Yan Krukau: https://www.pexels.com/photo/lecture-at-the-university-8197534/