Strap in for The President himself to open the show in a panic, then hand it off to us to keep the ball rolling for as long as attention spans allow. ALERT: HIGH QUALITY CONTENT!

Wow, guys! Keep up the great work sharing the show with others! This week's episode could've totally been a bummer in less capable hands...but, fear not, as usual, more quality content is heading your way.

We break out the flame-thrower of truth and lay waste to marauding hordes of bullshit nuggets once more, plus a date with Elizabeth Warren, kinda.

This week we fought technical difficulties, infant diarrhea, and the President shitting on the Constitution, and we talk Oscars!

This show is fire, proceed with caution...then tell your friends.

There wasn't an ACTUAL impeachment, but we'll discuss it anyways. Plus a little pigskin prognostication and other assorted high-level musings. A must listen by any standard. Tell Your Friends! Today's episode is brought to you by Coronavirus. And today's background tracks supplied by Ryan Little, find him on Soundcloud.

We talk the passing of Kobe, our Super-Fooseball-Game-Thingy excitement levels (or lack thereof), and the new Tarantino flick, plus much more. This episode is definitely NOT sponsored by the Quip toothbrush.

We are getting good at this....honest.

Episode 1 goes well......a little too well, probably. But that's good for you (most likely)! The guys talk Iran, Joe Burrow and demon babies. Enjoy!

Hype-laden introduction to our silly little enterprise.