As cities quiet in the wake of a global pandemic, you can take it easy with three men who will never go viral.

Jonathan did foot spying, Willem Dafoe is a dirty doctor, and the tactics of Wile E. Coyote get discussed.

Jonathan hosts a viewing party for Star Wars Episode IX. Willem Dafoe deduces a shooting with pizza clues.

Someone who looks like Jonathan is the hottest new DuckTales character, we have celebrity gossip, and Willem Dafoe reveals his pizza secret.

After fashioning his suit of slugs, Jonathan embarks on a quest to stop kids from vaping before becoming a sarcastic old man. CRABNUTS IS HERE!

Gotham's finest criminal terrorizes a hospital, Lovecraft and Disney go head to head, and the Greasy Chicken Pit is open for business!

On this week's grim episode, we dress Jonathan for a luxurious toilet trip, and Willem Dafoe has to work for the piggy upper class.

Pig Meat Frank's wife will look at him again once he finally joins The Avengers.

Elsewhere, Jonathan runs an aquarium, and we become Podcasters of the Universe!

The White Cotton Panty Boys are going to terrorize New Boston with their crimes. Maybe Scooby Doo, or even Chillingham the Cool Cat, could help things!

Willem Dafoe is a hermit in the big city! Spider-Man 3 is the tip of the cultural mountain! Also, the puss puss is milky!

Time to join the King of the Woods, and go on a fashion show with the Chestnut Barrel-Boy. Don't forget to grab that honker!