Botch Job Society

06/07/2024
Botch Job Society
Episode 10: Dangerously Queasy: Taste Testing Cheetos Mac ’N Cheese

What happens when you mix Cheetos with mac & cheese?" We subject ourselves to this culinary catastrophe so you don't have to. From the deceptively named Bold & Cheesy to the stomach-turning Flamin' Hot, we try them all, and boy, do we have some thoughts. Watch as we bravely navigate this neon-orange disaster zone. Will any of these abominations earn a spot in our pantry, or are we destined for a date with regret and indigestion?

[00:00] - Introduction
[00:26] - Opening
[01:04] - What We're Doing Now
[04:05] - Original Flavor Taste Test
[05:54] - Flamin' Hot Taste Test
[07:53] - Ramero Dies
[07:59] - Cheddar Jalapeño Taste Test
[10:25] - Epic Rock, Paper, Scissors
[10:54] - Ramero's Challenge
[16:36] - Chris' Challenge
[22:09] - Final Taste Test

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05/24/2024
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Episode 9: Purple Pain: Watching "The Amazing Bulk"

Ever found yourself inexplicably drawn to a movie so bad, it's good? Well, buckle up, because we're about to take you on a rollercoaster ride through the wonderfully wacky world of "The Amazing Bulk." Our latest podcast episode peels back the curtain on this low-budget spectacle that's a blatant spoof of Marvel's Hulk.  From the bewildering CGI to the perplexing plot, join us as we navigate through a mugging on a CGI subway, a couch doubling as a crime scene, and a Neil Breen-esque moment that'll leave you scratching your head in delight. 

[0:00] - Intro
[0:18] - Opening
[0:53] - Movie Introduction
[3:32] - Movie Begins
[5:40] - The Bulk Appears
[12:42] - Two Weirdos Enter
[14:22] - WTF
[18:36] - The Bulk is Born
[21:20] - Hank is Questioned
[24:02] - Best Part of the Movie!
[25:51] - Hank is Captured
[28:00] - WTF Pt. 2
[29:54] - 😳
[35:23] - Movie Finally Over
[36:12] - Closing

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05/10/2024
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Episode 8: "As Seen on TV" Hall of Shame 

Ever wondered if those "As Seen on TV" products are as life-changing as the perky hosts in khaki pants claim? Well, wonder no more! Join us on this episode as we dive into the wild and often disastrous world of products that promise miracles but deliver... nightmares.

[00:00] - Intro
[00:59] - What We're Doing
[01:46] - 1- Mighty Sign Glasses
[06:07] - 2 - Perfect Smile Veneers
[11:14] - 3 - Yummy Can Bacon Maker
[17:14] - 4 - Handy Peel Gloves
[22:21] - 5 - Sink Dishwasher
[24:05] - 6 - Epi-Smooth Hair Epilator
[26:44] - 7 - It's Nothing
[28:51] - 8 - Shake Weight

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5/3/24
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Episode 7 - Noodle Adventures: Breakfast and Bagel Ramen

Ever wondered how your favorite bagel could taste in ramen noodle form? Brace yourselves for a wild ride through the zaniest ramen flavors you never dreamed would exist! We're not just talking about a quick noodle slurp; it's a full-blown, laugh-out-loud taste-testing showdown where we pit the most outlandish ramen concoctions against our culinary wits. 

Opening  [0:00] 
BJS Network [0:27] 
Opening [1:31]
Challenge Intro [2:06]
Breakfast Ramen [5:04]
Bagel Ramen [10:42]
Challenge Ingredients [17:07]
Chris 5-minute Challenge [18:29]
Ramero 5-minute Challenge [24:41]
Challenge Taste Test [30:32]

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3/28/24
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Episode 5 - Culinary Chaos: Hilariously Bad Recipes (Part 2)

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Buckle up, food enthusiasts, because we’re about to take you on a hilarious jaunt through the culinary cataclysm of the internet’s worst-rated recipes! In the second part of our culinary misadventures, we dive into the doughy depths of despair where we tackle a cookie recipe rated so bad, it's almost criminal.  Will these cookies be a surprising delight or a crumbly catastrophe? The outcome is as unpredictable as our cooking skills. Join us for an episode filled with suspense, snark, and maybe (just maybe) edible cookies.

[0:00] Recap
[01:20] Intro
[01:52] Merch Ad
[02:52] Chris Begins Baking
[16:51] Taste Test
[18:24] Sum Up and Outro

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3/22/24
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Episode 4 - Culinary Chaos: Hilariously Bad Recipes (Part 1)

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Ever wondered how a seemingly simple dish like Mac and Cheese could turn into a culinary catastrophe? Join us as we laugh our way through the trials of making what might be the internet's worst Mac and Cheese recipe. Picture this: a cheese-to-noodle ratio that defies logic, an oven timer that seems to mock our efforts, and a texture that prompts a collective gag reflex. As we recount each step of this food fiasco, find solace in our shared disbelief and the comedic gems that only a kitchen disaster can provide. No guest dared join us for this episode, but their absence only gave us more room to lament and chuckle over our pasta gone wrong.

[0:00] Intro and Opening
[3:37]  Mac and Cheese Recipe
[13:32] Check-In
[14:06] MidwayPoint
[17:12] Final Product and Tasting

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3/15/24
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Episode 3 - Byte-Sized Ambitions: The Macintosh Flop
 
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In this riveting episode of our podcast, we delve into the tumultuous journey of the Macintosh in 1984, a period that promised innovation but delivered an unexpected setback for Apple. Unlike the narratives that champion failure as a precursor to success, we strip away the silver linings to lay bare the raw and unembellished story of the Macintosh's challenges.

From the high hopes pinned on its launch, the ambitious expectations, to the stark realities of market reception and internal strife, we explore the factors that led to its initial downfall. Join us as we navigate the complexities of technological ambition, the harsh business realities of the 80s, and the lessons embedded in the Macintosh saga without the gloss of retrospective success. This episode is a journey back in time to understand not just a moment in tech history, but the unvarnished truth about failure and the resilience it demands.

[0:00] Opening
[1:54] Intro and Socials
[6:22] Ramero Tries the Mac
[14:17] Macintosh History and Failures

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3/8/24
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Episode  2 - Flock-umentary of Disaster: Watching "Birdemic"
 
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Prepare to be regaled with tales of cinematic chaos as we dissect the absurdity that is "Birdemic: Shock and Terror," the movie that flaps its wings triumphantly at the face of logic. Swoop in on our laughter-laden commentary, where we scrutinize everything from director James Nguyen's baffling creative decisions to the film’s laughable special effects – all while pondering the enigma of its budget.
It's a masterclass in failure, from the prolonged driving scenes that test the limits of our attention spans to the green screen antics that'll have you questioning whether you're watching a movie or an avant-garde art piece.
Trust us, it's going to be a bumpy flight.

[0:00]  Opening and Intro
[0:51] "Birdemic" Intro
[1:41] Commentary Begins
[15:55] Bird Attacks Begin
[24:28] Closing

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2/29/24
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Episode 1 - Easel-ly Hilarious: Painting Self-Portraits
 
Have you ever wondered about the beauty hidden within life's missteps, or how a brushstroke of failure could lead to a masterpiece of experience? That's where we take you in our latest adventure. As we rekindle our connection after three years apart, we're not holding back any details. Our new narrative is a celebration of the flops and fumbles that shape us, whether it’s in the realm of personal endeavors or the world’s most infamous botched inventions and entertainment fiascos.

Then, join us as we attempt to capture each other's essence in portrait form, laughing at our own expense. No teleprompters, no scripts, just raw, candid creation. We're rolling out the palette for episodes splashed with color and character, and we want you to be a part of the painting. So, grab your easel, or just a cozy spot, and tune in for a symphony of stories where every misstep is a note in our collective song.

Bullet points of key topics + chapter markers
[0:00]  Intro
[13:54]  Painting Self-Portraits
[26:14] Reveal and Outro

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