Session 18 - Battle for Robgar's Rite: Gwendolyn is on fire this episode.  She defies Louvelle’s gaze, starts the combat, does some figurative smiting and wins the prize of best jokes with some adoorable plays on words.  Syn Destiny wins for most vulgar with his cookies.  Indra again shows knowledge beyond her years, educating us on Egyptian historical gods.  Edmond botches and Sheol keeps blasting. Thank you so much for joining us this week. If you like what you hear, join us on facebook, twitter, gmail, tumblr, etc to talk or comment or what have you.  Rate and review us on itunes, google play music, sketcher, blubrry, etc if you have a moment to get behind our explicit rating.  See you next week!

Session 17 - Ultimatum: On this week’s episode, we get through some pretty tough obstacles and manage to keep on track for long enough to get to the end of the temple dungeon rite building.  What’s at the end of this part of the adventure? Find out right now. Thanks so much for listening to our crazy and fun game.  If you’d like to drop us a note, we’re @botchaholics on twitter, tumblr, gmail and facebook.  If you want to leave us a review or share our podcast, then check us out on itunes, google play music and many others.

Session 16 - Deeper into the Dungeon: In this episode, we talk about my beer as per usual, we rehash for Indra our racism, try our best to hold back the dog, share our plans for organ donors and investigate mysterious statues.  What puzzles do they hold?  Find out now. Thank you so much for joining us at the table.  Follow us and contact us on tumblr, twitter, facebook, gmail, etc @botchaholics and also like and subscribe to us on itunes, sketcher, blubrry, google play music or the podcasting service of your choice.

Session 15 - Skellymans: Journey with us deeper into Robgar’s Rite where we encounter lights, traps, puzzles and skeletons.  I’m definitely drinking my way through this one as the off topics subjects continue to delight and amaze involving smackdowns, the image of recording, etc. Thank you for joining us on our adventure.  Please leave us comments and questions at facebook, twitter, gmail, tumblr and rate and like us on google play music, itunes, etc @botchaholics.  See you next time!

Session 14 - Elf Racials: This episode we discover the most racist you can be towards fictional characters and it haunts us forever afterwards.  New friends are threatened and the plot thickens even though the party is missing a few of it’s members. Thank you for joining us at our table.  It’s always a pleasure to have you here.  If you can, share and review us on itunes, google play music, blubrry, stitcher, etc or leave us a comment on twitter, tumblr, facebook, gmail, etc @botchaholics.  See you next time!

Session 13 - Beggars and Troglodytes: In this episode, the gang quickly squashes the beggar uprising without raising a finger, but instead raising a few eyebrows and whiskers.  They then plod on into the bush and face off against an unknown foe who just might be the other half of the title.  What other shenanigans happen in this adventure?  Tune in and find out right now. Thanks so much for joining us at our D&D table.  It’s always a pleasure to have you there.  We enjoy all our comments and requests and etc so please leave us messages, feedback, etc at facebook, tumblr, twitter, gmail @botchaholics.  Also, feel free to follow and review us at google play music, itunes, sketcher, blubrry, etc if you’d be so inclined as we appreciate those as well.

Session 12 - Quest for Robgar: We level up and get new sheets to the wind.  I like to sing a bunch of what the players tell me.  Nathan likes it when we get off track because that’s the best part of the podcast.  I rant about Rooster Teeth and their awkward sexual humour.  And finally the quest log gets updated. Thank you for joining us at the table this week.  It was especially fun to lay out the seeds for future episodes.  Like and review us on itunes, blubrry, google play music, stitcher, etc and follow us on twitter, timblr, facebook, gmail, etc @botchaholics.

Session 11 - New Plan: In this episode, we discuss peeing outdoors, holocaust eggs, smoking in bingo halls and coffee shops, how birds poop and reproduce, how we want to belieb and we hit us a major checkpoint.  We also get a new plan laid out for the future and oaths get sworn. Thank you for joining us at the table this week.  If you like what you hear, please leave comments, questions and encouragement on our itunes, google play music, gmail, twitter, facebook, blubrry, tumblr, myspace, obsidian portal, stitcher, etc @botchaholics.  See you next week!

Session 10 - Awkward Assbags: Holy crap, we’ve turned it up all the way to ten!  Yes, we’re on itunes, stitcher, google play music and others.  Catch up with us on twitter, tumblr, facebook and gmail @botchaholics. In this episode, I confuse rl for non-rl, we abuse the good tax payer for the sake of roleplaying, we contemplate atheism in d&d and discworld, I cannot remember who Phil Collins isn’t, the group spoils Game of Thrones, we discover Kurt Russell and the hobo version are very samey and we reach the end of our major plot point for the first adventure.  Hooray! I pull a mean GM trick near the end that the group still hates me for but it was too perfect to pass up.  Thank you for joining us at the table.  We hope you enjoy it as much as we enjoy making it.  See you next week!

Session Nine - Amber Alert: Hello and welcome back to Botchaholics for your regularly scheduled episode.  We’re at Session Nine and we’re feeling fine, though that might be the alcohol talking.  The gang is done being lost and they move on to confront Amber at her hideout.  What horrors await?  Find out! Thank you all for listening.  We truly appreciate having you at our table.  Feel free to friend/like/review us on tumblr, itunes, google play music, twitter, facebook @botchaholics.  Or if you have comments but no social media, then email us - [email protected] Stay tuned to the podcast for weekly craziness from fun rolling players.  I can promise more specials in the future should be wrangle more people into our fold.  So - probably!