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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Holy Kvurty! Well, that’s

certainly one way to check for traps. Now that he is riddled with holes, this

Vlad guy seems to be acting really weird. Is he…going to start sucking Kvurt’s

holes? These guys are the weirdest saviors of the world, probably ever. On top

of that, they still need to get through the rest of this puzzle dungeon to find

Medusa. Al Opeesha really doesn’t like these guys, and they don’t seem to pity

him either. Assuming they make it through these traps, they need to come up

with an effective way to fight a monster you can’t look at, but can kick the

crap out of them regardless. Will Kvurt make it with all these wounds? What are

they going to do about these boogums? Will Al ever find true love? What is a

fuckation? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding

of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,

stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they

attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of

the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping

game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As

mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never

played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea

of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th

edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s

a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some

books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to

play with you for completely different experience!

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