Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Yet again, the group deems it necessary to agitate innocent and unknowing folks. Not only did they clog the toilet with a towel, eavesdrop on their conversations and eat all their food, but they also tried to steal their dog! For not believing a bunch of random psychopaths, the group decided it was best to let the family die. However, they couldn’t let a dog be eaten too! So here we are, giant Japanese murder skeleton vs our...well I wouldn’t call them heroes. On one hand they have a car, lots of magical weapons, magical abilities and a strong refusal to die. On the other hand...it’s a giant magical murder skeleton. What happens if they fire the giant laser gun too many times? How will they manage to defeat the skeleton? What will their rewards be? How much would it suck to have your fingernail removed and unable to ever heal? Tune in and find out!Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!

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