Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Holy Crap! This is our 250th episode! I can’t believe we have been around this long, let alone that anyone is listening to it. This episode is also all about classic presidents! We recorded it in December and then it just so happened that it falls on President’s Day. Go figure! Honestly, I didn’t plan it. I can’t think more than a day at a time, let alone months in advance. Anywho, the crew is finally at the end of the puzzle dungeon. All that stands between them and the capitol is a golden door...and a room with 6 presidential statues. I’m sure there’s no trap or anything. Not that the group would bother trying to wander into a trap. They will literally just go out of their way to spring something, even if it wouldn’t have gone off otherwise. Is there anything dangerous in this room? Did Dennis forget about Jon’s frog legs? What is on this golden door? How many hit points is a lot of hit points? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for a completely different experience!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer