Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The party has finally made it out of the Murican puzzle dungeon and is now only a few steps from the capitol building. Starting off in the sewers below the city, I wonder what sort of creatures may be lurking down there. Assuming they get into the capitol, somehow, then what? Zoop Zoop is supposed to drop a forcefield so the others can invade. Zorthox wants to gain access to their library. Joran is there to create a terrible influence via leadership and Yokkish is there to bitch about Joran. The building does look like a dick, so the president or whatever they call it, is probably at the tip-tip top. What creature could live in the sewer and feed off of poop? What will happen once the forcefield drops? Will they be able to stop the planet destroying ships? What happens if Yokkish sees blood? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for a completely different experience!

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Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer