Botchelor Padcast

This week Rachel and Todd talk about anything BUT The Bachelor.  Topics include Toast, Tennessee Williams, Meth, AND Baseball!  

Mostly we are simply glad to be released from the Hellhole that has been this season. 

This week Todd and Rachel discuss the Fantasy Suite episode of Matt's Season of the Bachelor.  Once again, we dive headfirst into the toxicity of this season, and reiterate maybe too many times, how much we hated it.

Dear god we're almost done. 

With such a disappointing Women Tell All, Todd and Rachel bring the HEAT.  WE talk about 7th grade, katanas, incest, *more* racism, do an angry and unbridled recap of this stupid, stupid season, and even talk about representation in college theater. 

And we hold Matt accountable for not holding these white women accountable.  C'mon, Matt!

Also, let's applaud Todd for posting this on time for once? 

This week is a whole lotta NOTHING.  WE dissect the Chris Harrison drama and add very little that hasn't already been said.  WE forget that we're supposed to talk about the episode, and Rachel gets a call from her mom!  Riveting stuff!

I'm gonna be real with you, life has been busy and we recorded this 2 weeks ago.  We're recording another one tonight. 
I remember asking Katie out on a date, and unfunnily applying for the Bachelor. 
I . . . don't remember much else.
What follows is an uncut episode of whatever the f*** we recorded.
Please forgive me. 

This week, Todd and Rachel hope they're done talking about the toxicity in the house, book stores, Peppercorn (Peppercorn is not a sponsor of the podcast . . . yet.) The logistics of a human female giving birth to a zebra and the subsequent raising of that Zebra child to be a successful adult in contemporary society. 

Unfortunately not kidding. 

This week, even though it's a little late, Todd and Rachel discuss Victoria's royal pain in the bum, Matt's complete lack of accountability,  President Jimmy Carter,  Sarah's missteps, and Katie's complete and total emotional accessibility in seemingly any situation. 

But mostly we make jokes. 

This week, Todd and Rachel talk bullying, childhood pregnancy, shouting, and the fact that oh my god we are so tired by the time we record this podcast.  Also there are two dates and Victoria continues to be the absolute worst. 

I know there's a different name in the episode but I forgot to write it down and don't have time to find it again. --Todd

After a very long hiatus, Todd and Rachel reunite to talk about New Guy Matt, seemingly the sexiest person alive, and how he's already gearing up to botch the Bachelor.  We try to remember all the women's names, but there are too many, and as always, we Stan Chris Harrison

This week Todd and Rachel tackle a breadth of subjects, none of which have anything to do about the Bachelor. There's OJ Simpson, JK Rowling didn't write the Harry Potter Books, Todd discovers an obsession with nose shapes, and Rutherford B. Hayes stops by!