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Ever been terrified of eating a fruit as harmless as a kiwi? Melissa found out the hard way about her kiwi allergy that left her with a swollen tongue and an itchy mess! As we discuss allergies this week, a few listeners shared some intriguing tales too - cats, skittles, horses, you name it.  The girls even pondered if it's the dye in the candy causing these peculiar reactions. But it's not all about allergies; we also debated the intricacies of modern relationships.

Imagine dating someone for a solid four months, and while you're not officially a couple, you aren't seeing anyone else either. That's the conundrum one of the listeners is facing, and we dissected it from every angle. The girls took a deep look into the possible red flags, and their feelings, all while navigating this complex scenario. Amidst the seriousness, they lightened the mood with discussions about my weird red sauce obsession and eccentric food combos that come up during girl dinners.

Rounding up the episode, Melissa and simone played an entertaining game involving Done Deal prices. If you thought the fun ends there, you're wrong! They revisited the thrilling highlights of episode 6 and embraced the festive spirit of Christmas, particularly Simone's shopping spree and the sheer joy of coming home for the holidays. To keep up with all the fun and discussions, don't forget to follow us on our podcast platform and social media channels. Until the next time, try to avoid kiwi, maybe?

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Hey there, brave beauties! Get ready to laugh till your sides hurt and learn some profound truths about womanhood as Melissa and Simone, bring you another episode of the boujee Blonde's podcast. Ever tried ordering food while nursing a hangover or received the weirdest comments? We've been there, done that, and we're ready to spill the tea!

Venturing into the digital dating realm? Then you must hear a listeners tale about a certain Irish Tinder guy with the same name as her boyfriend - talk about awkward! But don't fret, we're here to reassure you that such roadblocks are just part of the journey and we've got some nifty tips to help you detox your mind and unwind from life's stressors.

Now let's talk money and the intriguing world of financial decisions. Are you a cash or card kind of person? Do you believe that designer bags are good investments? Well, we've got some hilarious anecdotes and thought-provoking perspectives that might just change your mind. We'll round up this episode with a lighthearted game: over or under - when it comes to toilet paper, where do you stand? So, tune in for this laughter-filled episode packed with real-life dilemmas and valuable advice!

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Who needs to shine this Autumn, stay tuned for Melissa sharing her professional advice on the perfect skincare products you need to try this autumn 

Ever been so annoyed by a trolley abandoner or a slow walker that you felt an overwhelming urge to rant? Well, you are in for a treat because in this episode, we, your favorite Boujee Blondes, Melissa and Simone, spill the beans about our biggest pet peeves, and trust us, it's not always pretty. But hey, we also offer some sage advice on managing these annoying occurrences. 

But hold up! It doesn't stop at rants and pet peeves. The girls also share a rather peculiar incident at a store that had us questioning if we were cursed! It's a wild, unexpected tale that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Plus, Melissa has you covered with some of the best winter skincare tips because nobody wants to have dull skin in the chilly season. Melissa reveal our secret weapons against winter's harsh effects - hyaluronic acid, Sarmatite-rich creams, and why retinol might not be your skin's best friend. 

The girls round off by discussing one of our favorite topics - personalized skincare routines especially for young girls. We talk about why it's crucial to not be overzealous with skincare products, the surprising benefits of cold showers, and why SPF is a must-have, irrespective of the season. But they are not just about skincare, they also share some vital lifestyle tips for the autumn/winter months. With there unique blend of humor, advice, and relatable stories, we promise you that this is one episode that will make your 'hot girl autumn, winter' even hotter! So grab your green tea and get ready for a hearty dose of Boujee Blonde banter!

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Are you someone who spends an extra few minutes arranging your Sunday dinner plate to make it Instagram-worthy? Or still baffled why we brush our teeth first thing in the morning, before we've even had breakfast? You're not alone! Join the girls, Melissa Clarke and Simone Grace, your fav co-hosts on the Boujee Blonde podcast, as we untangle everyday curiosities and sprinkle in some Irish longing, because let's face it, nothing tastes the same anywhere else!

Strap in for some laughs as we share a hilarious tale from a listener about a driving test gone hilariously awry. Nerves can make us do strange things, right? As if that wasn't enough, we dive deep into the mysterious world of conspiracy theories, including those surrounding everyone's favorite yellow family - the Simpsons. You'd be surprised just how many predictions from the show came true. But don't just take our word for it, we'd love to hear your thoughts or any funny anecdotes you might want to share!

Lastly, they talk about the power of visualization and affirmations to get you through those tough moments in life. Picture your highest self, embrace positivity, and remember to always dust yourself off and start afresh. Plus, the girls play a cheeky game of 'Snog, Marry, Avoid' with some famous faces! So come on over, tune in, and share a laugh or two with Melissa and simone on the Boujee Blonde podcast.

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Boujee Blondes gals xx

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It's our 30th episode🫶 

Ever been caught in a maelstrom of a Karen demanding to speak to the manager? Well, you're in for a treat! We spill the tea on our encounters with Karens, from the supermarket to bridesmaid dramas, and, believe me, you'll laugh till your sides hurt! We also dive into the world of funny nicknames for those impossible-to-deal-with co-workers (we've all had a few of those, haven't we?).

Now, imagine this: your boyfriend's father, grandfather, or even his uncle, starts behaving in a peculiar way. Sounds bizarre? It's an uncomfortable scenario we wouldn't wish on anyone, but it’s the crux of our discussion in this episode. We delve into the implications and how to handle this tricky situation without causing unnecessary drama. It's a sticky situation, but we're unflinchingly honest about it, and we’re sure it’ll make for engaging listening!

But it's not all cringe and laughs; we also share some snippets from our personal lives. We talk about the challenges of balancing fitness, nutrition, and marketing events, and Melissa's exhilarating experience of seeing Jason Drillow live (she's been crushing on him for a while!). So, tune in for an episode filled with laughter, introspection, and candid conversation that will leave you thoroughly entertained!

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Welcome to episode #29 with the girls 
Todays episode is one not to be missed.   
Ever been on a first date and a bout of Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) threw your game off? Melissa Simone share a laugh about navigating such awkward moments in this episode of the boujee Blonde's Podcast. They also offer a peek into our lives under the winter sun of Dubai, the art of choosing the perfect hair extension, and how salt therapy rooms are emerging as a natural remedy for a range of ailments from eczema to sleep disorders. 

Imagine walking into a room and catching your best friend's partner in a compromising situation. What would you do? We dissect this sticky situation, emphasizing the importance of honesty, friendship, and allowing space for everyone to manage their relationships independently. Meanwhile, the world of trends is ever-evolving, and we bring you up to speed on everything from the resurgence of retro music to the popularity of crochet and flares. Are they just fleeting fads or here to stay? We offer our two cents. 

When it comes to fashion and personal style, where do you draw the line? They laugh about our fluctuating fashion choices dictated often by our mood swings, and underline the significance of self-acceptance and informed decision-making, especially when contemplating life-altering procedures like surgery. So, join us on the Boujee Blonde's Podcast as we journey through the laugh-out-loud, cringe-worthy, and inspiring episodes of our lives.

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From battling unhealthy eating habits to charting her way back to fitness, transformation coach Michelle Coffey has a compelling story to share. I promise, you're about to embark on a journey to a healthier you as we delve into Michelle's personal experiences, gut health, and her unique approach to fitness and body positivity. We'll understand how diet impacts our mood and energy levels, explore alternatives for dairy and gluten, and learn from Michelle's eye-opening accounts of becoming intolerant to meat.

Childbirth can significantly impact a woman's body, and her journey towards recovery is often fraught with challenges. Our conversation with Michelle shifts to the often overlooked challenges of postpartum recovery, gym anxiety, and how professional guidance can be a game-changer. We also explore how a mindful approach to fitness can help you tackle gym anxiety and build confidence. No matter where you are in your fitness journey, Michelle's practical advice on body acceptance and understanding body weight fluctuations is a must-listen.

Finally, we get down to business - the business of setting realistic fitness goals and balancing weight fluctuations. Michelle shares a wealth of knowledge on creating a successful fitness plan, the crucial role of weight training, and the importance of dieting and reverse dieting to maintain your results. We'll discuss tracking nutrient intake, and why consistency is key to your fitness journey. Listen in as we discuss the Irish and Australian attitudes towards fitness, the perks of 24-hour gyms, and how to stay motivated. Let Michelle's inspiring stories fuel your own journey towards a healthier, fitter you.

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On this weeks episode the girls chat about disgusting things which happen at festivals, do fire emojis cause drama or break up relationships & skincare myths.  

Melissa fills us in on her weekend at Electric picnic.  Imagine being surrounded by legendary acts such as the Wolf Tones and Coronas, sharing the electric energy of the crowd, and surviving the wild adventure of camping. But that's not all- there's an unexpected toothbrush request, a drinking game that involves a work boot, and a memorable encounter in a portaloo.

As we head into the colder months, we explore the allure of hibernation and the simple pleasure of shopping for cozy clothes and accessories. But the winter season isn't all about warm socks and tartan sweaters. And let's not forget about our juicy jammy Dodgers dilemma of the week! Can a fire emoji cause a breakup , are they inappropriate or are they used to catch someone's attention.  

Skincare, a topic we all have an opinion on, but how many of us truly understand it? We debunk myths and reveal facts, everything from the impact of hot water on your skin to the role stress and hormones play in acne. We talk about the benefits of massaging your skin and using lymphatic drainage, and why it's crucial to keep your skincare routine simple. So, whether you're a skincare novice or an expert, strap in for a skin health deep dive like no other. By the end of this conversation, you will question all your skincare beliefs. Don't miss this episode of the Boujee  Blonde Podcast.

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Ever felt the awkwardness of buying tampons or condoms from the store, praying nobody would notice? Join Melissa and Simone, as they share our own cringe-worthy tales and strive to normalize this everyday part of life. We venture into the world of festivals discussing the dos, the don'ts and some of our own hilariously relatable mishaps. 

From Juicy jammy dodgers Get ready to hear stories from listeners adventures that will make you laugh, stories about meeting a future spouse in an A&E tent and the sheer terror of waking up in a stranger's caravan.

. Let's be honest, who hasn't sent a wrong text in a group chat and felt the consequent dread? This episode is all about unfiltered, candid discussions on topics that are often swept under the rug. They  delve into the recent Donald Trump scandal offering an honest take on his charges and what it could mean for his future in politics.

What's a good podcast episode without a sprinkle of fun? The girls wrap up with some handy festival tips that could save your life (not really, but it's pretty close!). From packing the perfect hangover care package to the life-saving power of a reliable phone charger, we've got it all covered. 

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We hit our 25th episode.  Melissa and Simone, as we unravel these intriguing topics with a dash of hearty laughter on this week's episode of the Boujee Blonde Podcast. 

We guide you through a heartfelt journey back to our cousin's move Down Under and the tearful goodbyes that ensued. But it's not all teary-eyed chats! We also delve into the world of organic and vegan wines (your hangovers will thank us later) and share comparisons between city and country drivers based on our personal experiences. We then shift gears to talk about the glamour and pressures of fame, drawing references from the multifaceted characters in The Furies. 

Navigating the complex landscape of workplace dynamics, we share insights on coping with feelings of exclusion and maintaining professional relationships with older colleagues. We emphasize the importance of keeping a positive outlook, staying goal-oriented, and understanding when it's time to pursue new opportunities. To wrap up, we explore charming Irish sayings that have weathered generations and what they still mean to us today. So, sit back, relax, and tune in for a heartwarming conversation filled with life lessons, laughter, and of course, some good old Irish wisdom!


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