Bourbon On Ice

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Don't you just hate it when April Fools Day rears its ugly head and everything goes topsy turvy? Greased doorknobs, toilet papering, fake cockroaches? All that sort of stuff has been jam-packed into this episode, because we're bringing back the king of unpleasant pranks himself, Circus Kirkus, here to regale us with tales of his evil (although unbelievably clever) deeds, and to laugh at poor Your Friend Frosty, who hasn't recovered from being the lone survivor of a prank war back in his college days. Plus, shaving cream, angry Rocky Horror Picture Show viewers, and unfortunate school mascots! You've been warned.

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Good news: Your Friend Frosty is bound for somewhere full of wonder and magic - in other words, a theme park! Bad news, this means that somehow, in some way, he's also managed to cobble together another list of Hypothetically Speaking, Of Course questions, and they're all terrible. And, imagine this, theme-park-themed! Sit back and listen to the magic known as Bourbon On Iceland (not to be confused with actual Iceland), the impending disasters, and the terror that shall surely follow. Food! Souvenirs! Mascots! All shall be revealed...

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Imagine, if you will, a catastrophe of epic proportions. Now imagine that it's happening all over again. We're heading all the way back to 2017, where a mister Billy McFarland had the brilliant idea of putting on a music festival unlike anything anyone had ever seen. And he succeeded, for better or worse (but definitely worse). With this ridiculousness back in the news again, and for horrifying reason, it's time for Your Friend Frosty to gush all about his obsession with Fyre Fest, the most devastating tropical music festival that never actually happened and may, by the grace of God, never happen again. It was that bad. It was that hilarious. And it was that much to talk about. So we are. 

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It’s the showdown that has been coming for a while and also one nobody asked for – our very special guest star, Lord Robare O’Tardis (He’s bigger on the inside) versus the entire decade known as the 1980s. Yeah, it had to happen. Not sure why, but it did. With your bartender Mike Whiskey missing, Robare is filling the slot and pitting his knowledge of the magical bygone 80s against Your Friend Frosty’s fiendish quiz questions. What did the president need fixed? Who drove a talking car? Why were people walking like an Egyptian? All this and more! Sorry. 

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Not every movie is a gem. Not every actor is Academy Award-worthy. But sometimes, beneath the surface, and often not that far down, is a pile of very bad special effects that may be to blame for everything. Or so we've decided, and thus decree as law - bad CGI should be mocked, lampooned, and punished. Just ask Your Friend Frosty and your bartender Mike Whiskey, who have compiled a list of their favorite non-favorite CGI effects that live in infamy to this day. From giant scorpions, nonexistent sharks, ugly hedgehogs, and... wait, am I reading this right? Does that say "poisonous baboons?" Yes, it's gonna be a wild ride, climb on it, people, and hang on - and better bring some eyewash. 

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We all have that list lying around (don't pretend you don't) of all the stuff we want done before we kick the bucket. It also just so happens that your plucky pair of podcasters have theirs front and center. And that's not a bad thing. Why, after all, it's a chance for Your Friend Frosty and your bartender Mike Whiskey to ridicule each other after baring their souls and opening up about their deepest desires. And yes, these are ridiculous. From Frosty's inadvertent "adult" entries to Whiskey's obsession with shovels, there's a lot here to unpack. Or rather, to unearth.

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Why mess with perfection? Because the network execs say so, that's why. Many years ago, an episode of America's favorite yellow family of Springfield weirdos showed us the dangers of what can happen when the applecart is upset and your favorite shows take a dangerous new direction. So, naturally, we're doing it in real life. Your Friend Frosty and your bartender Mike Whiskey are officially back together and on the clock with a new episode, one that is....completely madcap and crazy, but more so than usual, because we've asked our dear audience for suggestions on how to make our show better. Heaven help us all. Also, fan mail, caped superheroes, and a "guest star" or two. We're back, people. 

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Where oh where has You Friend Frosty gone? Quick, check every bar from Falmouth to Provincetown. Also anywhere that serves buffalo wings. In the meantime, your bartender Mike Whiskey is here and serving up the first episode of the season, giving an update on things going on in his life and the future of the podcast. That's right, a solo episode. Will he crack under the pressure? Probably not, he's getting married soon and if he can approach that with a calm demeanor, Whiskey can handle anything. Enjoy! 

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The year? 2025. The madness? Another mailbag episode. Sorry, but this is what you get for following this particular podcast - after weeks of radio silence, we're back with something unexpected yet also expected: Your Friend Frosty ripping open the mailbag and reading what you have sent to us. And these ones are odd. New episodes are on the way, including another check-in with the Wild World of Whiskey, updates on Blargh & Flargle, and just the usual madness (keep an eye on our socials) but we are on the way. Just walking slowly. See you then - but until then, let's see what you've asked. 

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The end of 2024 is in sight. As such, Your Friend Frosty has decided to plumb the depths of nerdiness, holiday-related madness, and pure mythological terror. That's right, people - the time has come to bring you all the very tall, very hairy, and somewhat merry-adjacent cryptid (arguably) known as "Krampus". We'll see why Milwaukee loves him. We'll discuss his movie career! And we'll wonder why we aren't at this year's Krampus parade, because it's just that amazing. Been nice? Say hi to Santa. Been naughty? A terrifying monster may be at your door shortly. Listen to this episode and be warned of what's to come. But also, stay tuned as your hosts Your Friend Frosty, your bartender Mike Whiskey, and special guest star Lord Robare O'Tardis say goodbye to 2024 and the holiday season - and also have a special announcement...

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, one and all. See you on the other side.