Levi Weinhagen is host of The Pratfalls Podcast, co-host of Regret Labs, and a comedy-maker. But most importantly for our purposes, he’s a Robert Ludlum aficionado, and he joins us for a discussion of 1988’s The Bourne Identity miniseries coupled with 2002’s The Bourne Identity.

Which Identity will prevail? Will Richard Chamberlain’s gloriously furred chest beat out Matt Damon’s smooth pecs? Will Jaclyn Smith win or lose in a head-to-head with Franka Potente?

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