We talk aimlessly about WHERE the ‘next Austin’ will be… We narrowed it down to Richmond and Little Rock. CM Punk prepares to suck a Saudi blood money-covered c**k. Oh and one of us got kicked in the head by a mental patient. Jacy’ knows he forgot to mute his nose-blowing. I’m sorry.

We talk aimlessly about the disappearance of Jacy””””’s comfort podcast. Also, what celebrities do Greyson and Jacy”” most resemble? And why is it NOT that ugly loser Noah Kahan. And a trip to Canada happened.

We talk aimlessly about the many new features being implemented for Spotify podcasts. The serial killer accusations levied against Greyson are relitigated. And we also have a MASSIVE Jordan Update to share.

We talk aimlessly about our brand new time stamps! They are great! Greyson was ROBBED of his Very Strawberry Lick ice cream. Jacy’ had an absolutely psychotic dream.

We talk aimlessly about the Paramount+ profile picture BEEF between the two of us. Our plans to show and tell were sadly dashed, but we got our own low-sensory room instead. Greyson now knows his true life passion, btw (it’s ghost hunting).

We talk aimlessly about the very big difference between ED and PE. Greyson has recently become enthralled by all those little kids in the Peanuts cartoons. Also, when is one meant to use the word ‘gnarly’?

We talk aimlessly about Aunt Kathy’s cosmic intuition… We both got flyers exposing the secrets of neuroscience and the eating of babies. And, guys, what’s the deal with erectile dysfunction?

We talk aimlessly about the many beverage-related meet-and-greets we have missed out on. Jacy”” is considering rolling for breakfast tacos. And Greyson is feeling PASSIONATE about pizza and sandwiches this week.

We talk aimlessly about Jacy’s pet tortoise, Statue. Does Trump MAGA Burger offer any vegetarian options? Inquiring minds would like to know… And wow, what an eventful weekend we had full of Clue (the movie) and Alohi.

We talk aimlessly about the pros and cons of eating crawfish. Greyson is PEEVED about the girlbosses. But guys don’t worry- everything happens for a reason.