We talk aimlessly about the fact that P Terry’s has ruined our lives. RIP to the blueberry muffin milkshake. Jacy”’ also stumbled upon a dead body with his sister, btw. Oh, and our friends Will and Anthony came to visit us in Austin again!

We talk aimlessly about the recent concerts we both attended- and wow, can you believe it? Greyson actually enjoyed a live music experience. We both open our early-birthday gifts from Steven as well! Jacy”””s body is deteriorating quickly, btw.

We talk aimlessly about the rest of Greyson’s time in South Carolina (primarily consumed by Fox News coverage). Meanwhile, Jacy”” had a dream where his dad wouldn’t shut the hell up about John Cena’s impending retirement from pro wrestling. Oh my god and a former president got shot????

We talk aimlessly about the haunted Walmart we were in mere months ago, completely unbeknownst to us… Rest in power to those orphans and nuns. Jacy”””” had hives, Greyson had bug bites. Jacy””” has OCD, Greyson has anxiety about his laundry and Gamestop.

We talk aimlessly about the past week we spent in Upstate New York on a LAKE with our dear, sweet friends. We had a cooking competition while there: Tomorrow’s Tomatoes vs. Team Five Feet Under vs. Young Green Cocks. Plus Greyson ruined the trip in typical Greyson fashion by playing Pirates of the Carribean for […]

We talk aimlessly about the magnificent and long-awaited return of Steven to the podcast! A lot of time was spent focusing on an unsupervised middle school fight club. Oh and we have official spoiler for the new Garfield movie. And whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about how Greyson STILL does not have a girlfriend. Lame! We are very excited to meet Andrew, though. Maybe he can fill the gap that is currently missing from Greyson’s heart. Oh! And Jacy’ did officially try Poggio!

We talk aimlessly about our new neighborhood restaurant: Poggio. Poggio is a neighborhood gem where comfort meets culinary excellence—perfect for family dinners or a cozy date night. Also, we went swimming a couple of times- lost a couple of things… But it was all worth it ultimately, since Steven will no longer drown in a lake.

We talk aimlessly about how the water at Chuy’s has been contaminated. We think. Also- Greyson’s different worlds all came colliding on a boat this past weekend, whatever that means. It’s also worth noting that Jacy”””s hairline is continuing to recede.

We talk aimlessly about so much ice cream: the burger ice cream Steven made, the atrocity that is P Terry’s banana pudding shake, and the beauty that is Lick Honest Ice Creams. Also- the USPS is an unsafe work environment. And Greyson has almost completed his duties as acting-COO/CFO of Gamestop.