We talk aimlessly about how we are really playing with fire (a potential covid diagnosis) this week. We will be making NO assumptions about the United Healthcare assassination. Mr Beast has a new game show btw.

We talk aimlessly about the loss of our youthful glow. How do you guys eat food by the way? Like, what teeth do you usually use? Oh- and Steven got us some lovely christmas gifts!

We talk aimlessly about Jacy”””’s first ever automobile accident. Greyson has had a very sad trip home to South Carolina so far. But we have the television show Wayne, I guess.

We talk aimlessly about Jacy’s stress dream-filled (accidental) nap. Greyson is preparing for his trip to South Carolina. Record Store Day happened too, and Jacy’ now has a celebrity neighbor.

We talk aimlessly about our first ever friendsgiving- a time of hunger, frustration, and occult card readings. Also- there’s no such thing as a throw of pain, nor a foul swoop. But the unibomber was actually right about one thing.

We talk aimlessly and reminisce on our lovely McDonalds adventure in Boolin, MD a few years ago. We also have a double-feature Jordan Update. Omg it’s also the Suero Special, in case you didn’t get the memo.

We talk aimlessly about how Looney Tunes has become Greyson’s newest muse. We have hard-hitting questions from Aunt Kathy. We have an even more hard-hitting question, though: WHAT is Tweety Bird’s gender?

We talk aimlessly about the ONGOING 2024 presidential election results (with live updates from our very speedy correspondent, Jordan). Jacy”” has started his career as a Favor delivery driver! And we dive deep into why we don’t eat vultures.

We talk aimlessly about our undying, unwavering, and undisputed fandom of Lick Honest Ice Creams in honor of their 13th birthday. Also, we are near certain that our resident bird expert Parzival does not know what an opinion is. Oh! And we went to the Texas Renaissance Festival.

We talk aimlessly about our designs to get a year’s supply of Lick Ice Cream and some merchandise. We also spent a WHOLE DAY in Ft. Worth, Texas. And early voting has started! Will the furry stripping for America impact *your* vote?