We talk aimlessly about the celebration that is our joint-birthday, how to make money with an army of giraffes, the corrupted morals behind the show Deep Fake Love, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about whether or not you can ingest substances through your nose; the demise of Steven’s idol, Matt Watson; what should and shouldn’t be considered a mental illness, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about how grandmagrandpa railroaded the New Year’s trip to Orlando, why Greyson’s boss thinks he’s on the spectrum, Steven being one step closer to living in Austin, how Hans made us lords, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about the new pancake tacos available at IHOP, how inconspicuous the wheels on a train are, the elbow grease we need for episode 300, the joys of Schlitterbahn’s wavy lazy river, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about the newest (at nite) era of Boy Oh Boi, how Vince McMahon recounted his childhood trauma for a Playboy Magazine article, whether or not we’re part of the Woke Mind Virus, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about bm’s official Tourette’s diagnosis, eating (large and uncooked) marshmallows as a snack, heart and tire troubles, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about a new (returning?!) voice entering the fray, a mentally ill dream about mirror ghosts and CM Punk at a hospital, preparations for Olivia Rodrigo’s “Vampire,” how the 10 million bats of Austin, Texas may have disappointed us, bus riding follies, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about an unwelcome presence on the podcast this week, how to properly utilize the words “dapper” and “distinguished,” how a waterslide led to the decapitation of a nine year old boy, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about the imminent release of Olivia Rodrigo’s “Vampire,” the imminent death of Sarah Remelius, whether to decorate our car in remembrance of 9-11 or Pete Davidson’s father, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about preparations for the Chargul non-stop summer dance party in Austin, Greyson getting confronted about his alleged “dad bod”, the erotic side effects of Saw Palmetto (as prescribed by Jenny), and whatever else.