Friend of the show Janel SantaCruz joins us once again in a race to the finish to see what classic film, TV and meat-product cars are the best of all time. Also in this episode, find out what song Greg loves to sing to his dog, what happens when the Popemobile hits 88 MPH, and how YOU can win a FREE [BRACKET!] t-shirt just by flushing hot dogs down your toilet!

Special guest Random, AKA Mega Ran, joins us to discuss who is truly the most turbo-alpha Street Fighter. Meanwhile Cullen uses M. Bison as a verb, Jesse explains the concept of Battlemoms, and Greg accidentally left "auto-adjust microphone settings" checked in Skype which means the sound quality is a little off in this episode. Sorry everybody.

Special guest Alex Roederer of the PAX Pokemon League joins us to discuss the best Mega Evolutions of the newest Pokemon games. In this episode you'll discover who's The Situation of Pokemon, intense discussion of what pokemon may be kept in an apartment, and what Swamperts really smell like.

Special guest Kaare Andrews, writer, artist, and director of CABIN FEVER: PATIENT ZERO joins us for a SPOOKY-SIZED episode to discuss the scariest monsters to ever grace celluloid (or, uh, magnetized tape or binary code or whatever format.) Meanwhile Jesse explores the nuances of the Cinnobytes, Cullen explains his first time seeing a vagina, and tips to see if YOU'RE a vampire!

Special guest Jamie Woodham joins us to continue our spooktacular October with Best Ghost. Meanwhile the chemical make up of Ecto Cooler is called into question, several ghosts are invited into hot tubs, and we determine who deserves the title of The Best Little Shit in All of Fiction (Spoilers: it's Hamlet.)

Special guest Janel SantaCruz joins us to kick off Season 3 as we always do: with a food episode. Candy is matched against candy in a battle of (oooh, oh) the sweetest thing. Meanwhile Jesse explains his "mystery white" experience, and Cullen explains The Saddest Cell Phone Store Marketing Tactic of All Time.

Season 2 concludes with the second Tournament of Champions, pitting winner against winner in a deeply fucked brawl. Meanwhile the gang develops several sitcom ideas, Greg is shocked by how quickly the rest of the crew will sell out just to spite him, and we select a winner for our second-ever Pizza Giveaway (which now includes chocolate thanks to A Brief Escape).

Special guest Dani Fernandez, writer and comic, joins us to discuss the dragon, dragon, rock the dragon, Dragon Ball Z Characters. Meanwhile we develop our own spinoff series, Jesse agonizes as usual, and we reveal the first details of the TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS VOL. II

Special guest Dan McKenney of A Brief Escape joins us to figure out the best way to excuse any problem you might have. Meanwhile we all sing different songs at the same time, John takes us to a parallel universe where FDR's greatest folly resulted in ultimate success, and Dan insults us so hard Greg had to insert a special MP3 clip.

Special guest Fin, illustrator and artist on the game Date or Die joins us to discuss the most fearsome and also beautifully animated antagonists of childhood, Disney Villains. Meanwhile Cullen faces the Second Season Bracket Catastrophe Session everyone else has had at least a few times now, and we all decide which Disney villains should date each other.