Brad and John - Mornings on KISM

A guy ran from the cops and tried to hide in a pond but couldn't hold his breath long enough...the was some gunfire at a funeral...and a guy threatened to kill a hair stylist if she didn't make him beautiful!

The best and worst commercials from Super Bowl Sunday...Rumors say the Rolling Stones will play Vancouver this summer...and Guns & Roses will play T-Mobile Park August 2nd!

The car thief who broke into a car but got trapped inside of the Ford Focus and couldn't get out!

The car thief who broke into a car but got trapped inside of the Ford Focus and couldn't get out!

Today we had a story about a woman who bit off a man's tongue. That was followed by a couple callers who said that their tongues basically "re-healed" themselves after being detached!

All week we have been filling our super bowl watch party table with interesting people! Folks with jobs we find intriguing. Ryan fit that bill with his delivery gig!

People are now using beaver penis as an ED remedy...a pizza place put up a sign that read "fat people are harder to kidnap"...and a mailman rented a storage unit for the 5000 pieces of mail he didn't deliver!

A driver goes around cones and into freshly poured concrete...a guy found a 6 ft snake living in his couch...and Minnie Mouse beat up a girl on the Vegas strip!

A ramp up to some of the Super Bowl commercials we will see...it looks like big time prison time for Lori Loughlin...and there is a rock doc coming about the final year of John Lennon's life!

The guy who got busted breaking into cars because he got stuck inside a Ford Focus and couldn't get himself out!