A man got busted for stealing an ATV from text messages about the crime...some gangsters lost a bunch of cocaine to some feral hogs in Italy...and a man was put in jail along with his vacuum cleaner!
A woman is accused of making over 24,000 fake 911 calls...a luggage handler swapped tags on 300 bags so they went to the wrong cities...and a car crashed through a Hallmark store!
74 yr old Neil Young says he can't get U.S. citizenship because he smoked too much pot...KISS canceled their Australian tour after Paul Stanley blew out his voice...and the ex-wife of Bernie Taupin has the original hand written lyrics to a bunch of Elton's best songs!
One of our knucklehead nominees this morning was a woman who took a stolen golf cart onto the freeway...well our buddy Dan Johnson had a funny story to add about towing a stolen golf cart off the Guide in Bellingham!
A woman took a stolen golf cart onto the freeway...an Arbys location posted a sign that read "only well behaved kids are allowed"...and Whidbey Island 911!
A man opened and sampled 9 bottles of wine before deciding which one to buy...people are now making gin out of elephant dung...and a man told cops he was speeding to get home because he had been cheating on his wife!
Will Ferrell will join the 5 timers club when he hosts SNL in a couple weeks...Amanda Knox and Lorena Bobbitt are best friends...and find out which movie star got revenge on Madonna by sleeping with Sean Penn back in the day!