Last week a lifeguard in Kirkland on Juanita Beach found a huge alligator snapping turtle!

Here are a couple quick stories that caught John's eye this morning!

We are giving away tix to see them in September but first, here are a couple funny stories about seeing them in concert from listeners!

This week we are giving away tix to see Molly Hatchet! Do they make you top 3 of southern bands??

A woman was mad at her ex so she attacked a truck with a crowbar, but she destroyed the wrong truck! Plus, a man who got busted speeding by a traffic camera went back to the scene and stole the cameras!

A woman wound up in the doctor's office after her man included a 'king cucumber" in their cuddle sesh...a bay area DA was outed as a big-time meth user in the paper...a couple got into a fight in the middle of making love when he turned on a porn video!

Harrison Ford is having Jay Leno make him a 3D printed toilet seat!

The 2 guys who tried to break into the Cincinatti Bengals' stadium and steal a giant BBQ/ smoker!

Xavier writes for the Wall Street Journal, and he also likes baseball, so he decided to tackle the 999 challenge! He ate 9 hot dogs and drank 9 beers in 9 innings recently at a NY Mets game! This morning, he told us all about it!

John met Lani at one of our sticker stops last week and invited her into the studio to show off her award-winning onion!