An air traffic controller was found asleep on the job...and the mayor of a town drunkenly mowed down a row of mailboxes!

Cops in Kentucky are looking for a serial "porch pooper"...a doctor poured gallons of urine around the office he had recently sold...and a drunk woman crashed a truck through a liquor store where she was looking to get a job!

Steve Buscemi was seen trying to break up a fight outside a bar in Ireland...rapper fat Man scoop died while on stage...and some jokes from Kevin Nealon who is in town this weekend!

The brain surgeon who let his 13-year-old daughter actually drill a hole in a patient's skull in the operating room!

The late edition of "I can't believe its news" featured a batch of Whidbey Island 911 calls!

The big hot dog showdown between Takeru Kobayashi and Joey Chestnut happens on Monday! Our listener John has competed against both of them and tells us how that came to be!

The numbers are down, and the taxes are overdue so we might be losing Shari's soon!

A rare orange lobster at a grocery store was set loose in the ocean...a man dressed up in a ghillie suit tried to break into prison with a bag full of contraband...and the "never ending cruise" has hit a snag right out of the gate!

A guy got busted with a ton of drugs because he ran a stop sign...a teen tried to rob a restaurant with a knife, but the owner had 2 that were bigger...and Whidbey Island 911 calls!

67-year-old Vince Gill of The Eagles has NEVER sent a text message...Rob Lowe and Michael J Fox got busted for smoking a joint on a bus in 1986...and some jokes from the birthday boy Lewis Black!