A man told cops he stole 17 cans of Pringles potato chips because "once you pop, you can't stop"...and it turns out the man who appeared at his traffic hearing via Zoom actually never had a license to begin with!!

We take a look at the results of a remote Brazilian tribe getting the internet for the first time...a man modified a flare gun to shoot chards of glass and robbed a Walmart...and Whidbey Island 911 calls!

Jon Bon Jovi is backing away from the statement he made about having 100s of women...Pat Sajak's last episode of Wheel is tonight...and Larry David talks golf with Marc Maron!

The middle school crossing guard who was giving weed edibles to kids and letting them hit her vape pen!

The new Netflix doc called "How to rob a bank" is all about the Seattle bank robber nicknamed "Hollywood" from the mid 90s!

Back when Phish played the Sphere in Vegas in April a man took a picture of himself taking a bong hit inside and posted it on socials....he has been banned for life!

A crossing guard at a middle school was giving the kids weed edibles and letting them rip her vape pen...a man was caught on video taking a dump for 40 minutes outside of a business...and a man crashed his car into a jail and started throwing stuff around and talking gibberish!

Cops in San Francisco found a ton of drugs and 630K in cash in an RV on the street...a woman is under arrest after telling her ex that her "goon squad" was going to kill him...and a 3-year-old girl had a raisin stuck up her nose for 3 months!

Flavor Flav is single handedly trying to save Red Lobster, starting by ordering 1 of everything on their menu...and David Lee Roth covers Tommy TuTone...plus, Kimmel rips on the Boeing spaceship!

The funeral home worker who got busted stealing a dead man's sex doll!