A 72 yr old man died in a bizarre escalator accident...a FedEx truck driver was so messed up behind the wheel that he crashed into a house he was delivering to...and a guy bragged to the cops that he was going 170mph!

Tim Allen has been talking about a Home Improvement reboot, but he apparently hasn't talked to some other cast members...and the Godzilla and King Kong movie won the weekend box office!

The rookie cop who graduated to the force, went out to celebrate, got a DUI and lost his job on the first day!

The late edition of "I can't believe its news" today featured a batch of Whidbey Island 911 calls!

After reading about a 9 ft python getting removed from a house in Chilliwack BC, we got a call from a guy who used to go to "reptile expos."

Like the racing Presidents in Washington and the racing sausages in Milwaukee, the Mariners have a new "Salmon Run" they will do each game!

A shoplifter told cops she was just playing a game called "21"...a 9-foot Burmese python was removed from a house in Chilliwack BC...and Hawaii is asking people to stop leaving food offerings for the big volcano!

A set of conjoined twins got married (well, one of them did)... a drug dealer got busted thanks to his "Scarface" themed theater room...and Whidbey Island 911 calls!

The 40th anniversary of Scorpions "Love at first sting"...Louis Gossett Jr is dead at 87...and Jerry Seinfeld said working with Hugh Grant was miserable!

The prisoner who tried to pass his urine test with a liquid that wasn't the right temperature or color!