A contractor accidentally demolished the wrong house...a scrap yard caught a metal thief in a car and lifted him & car up with a forklift until the cops came...and a jewelry thief tried to hide from cops by pretending he was a mannequin!

A cemetery worker had to be rescued from the grave he was digging...a flight was diverted to a unscheduled landing after a used adult diaper was found onboard...and a Utah man angered his neighbors when put a stripper skeleton on a street sign!

Mick Jagger made a surprise appearance on SNL...Keith Richards was on Fallon Friday night...and we listen in on the Osbourne podcast where Ozzy tries to tell everyone that he DID snort a line of ants!

The guy who gave his dog a weed gummy and the dog wound up attacking him!

The late edition of "I can't believe its news" featured a batch of Whidbey Island 911 calls!

Sadly, today we had another celebrity animal in memoriam! The St Louis Zoo recently lost their 27-year-old Asian elephant Rani thanks to an escaped dog!

Unfortunately, this morning we were forced to issue a retraction. Last week we reported what we thought was a credible sighting of Bigfoot...only to have our hopes dashed by new evidence!

Someone brought their horse shopping in the Tractor Supply...Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi had 25,000 pieces of worthless art...and a DUI suspect at a car wash handed cops a Disney card instead of her license!

A man stole over $20,000 worth of KitchenAid mixers from Target...someone called the cops thinking they had seen a dead body, but it was only a sex doll...and Whidbey Island 911!

The Rolling Stones played a surprise club show in NYC last night for a crowd of around 600! Plus, a list of the artists who have played the Tacoma Dome at least 5 times from the 40th anniversary of the T dome!