A FedEx delivery driver had a package stolen by a man waiting in a car...a drug dealer got busted when he called cops over to his house to investigate a burglary...and a drunk man suffered severe burns after putting his feet in a Yellowstone hot spring!

A man's cellphone started smoldering after hit was hit by a cop's taser...a man killed a bat inside his Las Vegas hotel room...and a 51 yr old man got a DUI while driving a Power Wheels Jeep meant for 5 year olds!

Elton John was in the hospital after a slip & fall accident at his home in France...Whitesnake guitarist Bernie Marsden is dead at 72...and Bob Barker died at 99 over the weekend

The couple who crowd surfed their baby to the stage during a Flo Rida concert!

There is a new app that allows you to text Jesus directly! We tried it out and asked some questions everybody wants to know the answers to!

The 3rd grade teacher who showed up to the first day of school completely hammered!

More people will call or text in sick today than any other day of the year according to statistics! We asked "have you ever gotten busted by the boss, calling in sick when you weren't actually sick"

Bizarre stories from the animal kingdom...today we read about a woman who got attacked by a seal while swimming in the San Juans!

A Seattle man was arrested after cops found him drinking gasoline in a stranger's garage...a smash & grab resulted in 70 wigs being stolen at a cost of over $200,000...and a 3rd grade teacher got arrested for showing up at school completely hammered!

A 14 yr old kid was fishing and reeled in a wallet containing more than $2000 cash...a man tried to outrun the cops and wound-up crashing into a prison inmate bus...and a man was in court because he buried his father in the backyard!