Bizarre stories from the animal kingdom...today we read about people getting attacked by "Dracula" horse flies!

Cops thought they saw a body in the trunk of a car but it was just a woman's wig...a town is asking people to stop spreading human & pet ashes from a popular bridge...and Whidbey Island 911.

Sick sealions are attacking surfers & swimmers...a 98 yr old woman is set to run a 10K next month...and a driver was found with 48,000 nitrous oxide canisters after he was seen huffing a balloon behind the wheel!

Madonna canceled her upcoming world tour after she was found unresponsive during a medical emergency...and Fall Out Boy recorded an updated version of Billy Joel's song "We didn't start the fire" written with current events!

The bus driver for the Pittsburgh Pirates after getting a DUI driving the team bus from Chicago to Milwaukee!

The guy who led cops on a low-speed chase while he tried to eat a bag of cocaine!

A goalie for the MLS team in Miami was in the hospital for 3 days after a spider at a zoo bit him! Several callers told similar stories of getting attacked by an animal when they least expected it!

The Brad & John show has been on for over 14 years and this has still not happened in the studio! Neither Brad nor John has broken wind in the studio in nearly 15 years together!

The hailstorm sent many people to the hospital and forced the suspension of the show last night!

Cops arrested a man who went into the ocean during a double red flag weather warning...a college bowling coach just rolled his career and marriage into the gutter...and a man led cops on a low-speed chase while he ate a bag of cocaine!