The bus driver for the Pittsburgh Pirates got a DUI in the team bus...a woman was wearing only a towel and drinking booze outside of a Dollar General...and a guy asked his friend to rob the store he was working at so he could get off early that day!

A woman realized she had been scammed after buying a table & chairs set that was stolen from McDonald's...someone in Kentucky is stealing trees from people's front yards...and a man tried to steal a bag of dog food while armed with a staple gun!

Sean Lennon explained how the new Beatles song is coming together with the help of AI...George Strait set an attendance record this past weekend in Seattle...and a couple samples of Dolly Parton's new "rock" album!

The Pastor who was stealing from the food bank and spending the money on prostitutes!

We learned a lot about pig farming in Brazil from this call!

A discussion about "taggers"

A huge shipment of meth was discovered in a batch of maple syrup...and Everett cops catch a couple guys drilling holes in car gas tanks!

A man who was throwing rocks at houses got ran over by a guy in a golf cart...a man was videotaped having sex with a tree in a park...and Whidbey Island 911!

83 yr old Al Pacino's girlfriend had their baby...and John Mellencamp sat down for an interview with David Letterman!

The 62 yr old man from Illinois who shot himself in the leg while he was dreaming that his house was being burglarized!