A naked Only Fans model had to be rescued from a cave photoshoot...cops pulled a guy over and found a gun hidden in his Taco Bell quesadilla...and an elementary school employee got arrested for hitting a kid with a dodgeball!

Sting will play Seattle in September and his son will open the show...Jimmy Buffett talked about how the song "Margaritaville" came together...and who was the bigger slob Ben Affleck or Matt Damon??

His name is Arnold Schwarzenegger! Ya, that guy! He jumped the gun and mistakenly filled a pothole in his neighborhood! Turns out that was part of a utility trench, and he has to now fix it!

Yesterday's story about the guy riding a horse from Texas to Washington inspired some calls about the cross-country wagon train to celebrate the Bicentennial!

The dimes were in a truck from the Philadelphia Mint! Turns out the driver left the truck parked overnight in a Walmart lot!

An airport had to clear goats from the runways...2 guys in Japan forgot their big bag of weed in their rental car and got busted upon returning to get it...and 2 women stole over $450,000 from their boss and changed his will too!

4 people were trapped and injured by tens of thousands of bees swarming a house...a old man is in trouble for driving his truck with his wife on the hood...and a man stole a $7,500 bottle scotch by putting it in his crotch!

Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson believe they could actually be brothers...Gene Simmons of KISS got sick on stage and had to stop the show for a few...and Stephen Colbert jokes about baseball's pitch clock!

Superstar Arnold Schwarzenegger just wanted to help out but it backfired! He helped fill a big pothole near his home but had to apologize and his work will be undone!

A collection of the bizarre calls that came into the Whidbey Island 911 dispatch as reported on 4/12/23