A drunk man took his mom's mobility scooter to McDonald's...a driver was stopped and found to have a mountain of empty beer cans in the passenger seat...and Whidbey Island 911!

A man set his own car on fire so no one would steal anything from him?? A drunk driver decided to pop the top on a beer during a traffic stop...and a man accidentally shot his friend in the arm because they joke around with guns a lot!

We have a funny story about Chris Farley on what would have been his 59th birthday...Bruce Springsteen has added more tour dates including Vancouver BC...plus some late-night jokes!

The Professor at Purdue University who was propositioning women and selling meth!

Weed is quickly becoming one of the most popular things to give your sweetie on Valentine's Day!

Brad took Taryn out dancing over the weekend but Taryn didn't want her mom to see what she was wearing!

An Italian restaurant back east is banning kids under 10 and that started a conversation about taking kids out to eat!

A Broadway critic got smeared with animal feces for writing a bad review...a Professor at Purdue was arrested for selling meth & propositioning women...and a deer hunter got stuck in his tree stand!

Surgeons left a big pair of scissors inside a man after an operation...a man got shot at a gender reveal party held at Chuck E Cheese...and a woman was arrested for "violently" pulling on a man's junk during an argument!

Roger Daltrey stopped a concert because he had an acid reflux issue...David Crosby's son will join Stephen Stills & Neil Young for some shows this spring...and the artists who made the most money in 2022!