A turtle on the tarmac forced an airport to close...a man found a naked lady pleasuring herself in the backseat of a car he wanted to buy at a dealership...and a woman started a wildfire because she was boiling bear urine so she could drink it!

A NYC MTA worker had skated on 10 years of fees and fines at the toll booths until he bragged to coworkers...in Mississippi you no longer have to pass a road test to get a license...and a woman called in a bomb threat to her man's work so they could hang out!

In 1970 4 teens from Denmark interviewed John Lennon and wound up with an unreleased song that they are finally putting up for auction. Little Steven tells a story about a drunk Bruce Springsteen on stage...and Judas Priest canceled the rest of their US tour!

The member of the Dallas Cowboys who has been suspended after trying to bribe the drug test collector. He missed 7 tests and his suspension could cost him millions!

The Skagit Speedway had their season ending banquet on Saturday night and our own KISM driver won the season championship!!

With all the Kraken craze going on surrounding their first game and win here is a cool doc that profiles how the mob got involved in minor league hockey!

A couple got busted with a massive amount of elephant tranquilizer...a woman beat her man with an aluminum baseball bat over a facebook post...and Whidbey Island 911!

A woman gave her man a beat down after he asked her to cuddle...a man was so angry after crashing his car that he shot it with a shotgun too...and a crook passed out after breaking into a ballpark concession stand!

The Stones kicked off their first tour without Charlie Watts last night...on Meatloaf's birthday he reminds us how he cheated death many times...and 90 yr old William Shatner will be the oldest man to go to space!

The Florida man who stole a car from a dealership then days later tried to trade in that car for a better one at the exact same dealership!