A woman walked into a convenience store and she wasn't wearing any pants or underwear...the head of the largest family in the world is dead...and a cicada caused a car crash!
A man skipped his niece's wedding to go gambling...2 bozos were driving around shooting flare guns at stuff...and a woman needed firefighters to come rescue her from getting stuck in a folding chair!
A blind man crashed a truck into a grocery store in the Tri-cities...a man showed up at the hospital with a gun shot wound but claimed it was a bee sting...and two women in animal onesies were shoplifting at Walmart!
A man's wife set him on fire while he was in bed after a fight over chicken wings...a drunk woman walked into a Circle K store with no pants or underwear on...and Whidbey Island 911!