Brad and John - Mornings on KISM

5 college kids stole $31,000 worth of chicken from KFC...a woman caught her man cheating and threw a fake funeral for him to throw off his mistress...and a woman was sharing a hotel room with 47 rabbits!

Eric Clapton had a really bad reaction to his vaccination shots...Chris Rock recalls the last time he saw Chris Farley and he knew Chris wouldn't last long...and the saga surrounding Bill Gates and various women!

The now former President of the University of South Carolina who screwed up the commencement ceremony speech before he got fired!

Sure there was beautiful beaches, sunshine and good times...but there was also traffic tickets, kid vomit on the shuttle bus and a stolen car!!

A man stole 14 cases of Bud Light then tried to return it claiming his wife bought the wrong beer...and a woman assaulted another woman with a 10 pound "log of meat" at a Walmart!

A man who stole a sailboat got caught when it got stuck underneath a bridge...and a man who stole items from 16 cars got busted when his car got hit by an 18 wheeler!

Alice Cooper found a famous Andy Warhol painting in storage that he had forgotten about...more about the Bill Gates divorce...and Elton John tells us what song he looks forward to NEVER singing again!

The guy who got arrested at Kid Rock's bar for swinging his colostomy bag around & getting his stuff on everything!

Sarah from Lake Cavanaugh was the big winner of the ATV from Mt Baker Motosports! She won it on Saturday and she has already had it out on the trails near her home!

A radio DJ got the station call letters tattooed on his arm and then got fired a couple days later...a wedding was interrupted by a cow giving birth in front of guests...and a purse snatcher tried to use a U-Haul truck as a getaway car!