Brad and John - Mornings on KISM

The nine finger neighbor is our 9:30 knucklehead this week! This guy was mad at his neighbor so he slashed 2 of her tires but he severed his own finger in the process and left it at the scene!

We awarded a key to our ATV to Janet for her "cool key" story! In high school she went to England to see if the key she had would really work at Pete Townshend's house!

A couple tried to hold their wedding at a mansion that was for sale until the owner showed up...a huge explosion that rocked an entire town turned out to be a gender reveal stunt...and a naked lady walked into her neighbor's house and took some beer!

A flying turtle came through the windshield and hit a woman in the head...and a man almost blew off his hand when he poured gunpowder into a bonfire!

The woman who appeared in her court date via Zoom while she was performing a butt injection procedure!

Today it was "a key for a key"...you tell us about the coolest key you ever had and what it opened and maybe you win today's ATV key!

To win today's ATV key we asked for the coolest key you ever owned and what did you do with it!?

A woman who was due in court via Zoom inadvertently broadcast her performing a butt injection on a patient to the court...and a man got busted for taking a paycheck over the last 15 years even though he never worked a day!

A woman went all Dracula on her Uber driver...a man thought it would be a good idea to introduce his side girlfriend to his full time GF...and a woman woke up and accidentally put nail glue in her eye instead of eye drops!

70 yr old Michael Keaton will return as Batman in the new Flash movie...Levar Burton will be a guest host of Jeopardy after being a leading name in a write in campaign...and a legend of burlesque "Tempest Storm" is dead!