Brad and John - Mornings on KISM

The Danish equivalent to the BBC started a kids show about a man with the world's largest penis and the troubles he must overcome!

A drug dealer passed out on a stranger's couch...another porch pirate in Canada was done in by a pile of snow...and a man had over 450 pounds of weed during a traffic stop!

2 men tried to fill a suitcase with meat and walk out of the grocery store...Canada has recalled some candles that are a fire hazard...and a woman was arrested for punching another woman after her kids kicked the back of her seat on a flight!

Katie Couric will be a temp host on Jeopardy...Mylie Cyrus is doing a album of Metallica covers...and Willie Nelson is doing a Frank Sinatra tribute album!

The porch pirate who got caught when his getaway car got high centered on a pile of snow at the end of the driveway!

We read a story about a guy who suffered some burns while trying to pour gas on a bonfire then we took some calls from folks about other "bonfires gone bad"

The show went to the dogs for a little while today! We took a few calls and emails about dogs that take drugs and how to get a skunk smell off a dog!

John's dog Harpo responded well to some anti-anxiety drugs given to him before a grooming appointment...so John wonders if some dogs take drugs every day?

A man purchased a live grenade at a flea market...a porch pirate's getaway car got high centered on a snowbank and couldn't escape the driveway...and Whidbey Island 911!

A drunk man burned down a hotel because he was "bored and curious"...a man was shooting off fireworks as he drove his "airboat" down the street on NYE...and people went to check out a "haunted house" and found a dead body in a freezer!