The dean of a big college accidentally sent out names of the students who failed...a passenger had 2 pounds of gold up his backside...and a bobcat was found inside a dollar general store!
IKEA let customers name the street that the store is located on and they came up with a weird one...a mail carrier was attacked by a sex crazed duck...and the owner of BBQ joint beat up a guy who left bad YELP reviews of the place online!