Well here it is, the season finale!

If you made it this far congratulations you win a special prize.
We won't tell you what that prize is, but at some point in your future something will happen and if it's good then that might have been us sorting it out for you.
You're very welcome Brain Baller!
Thank you for gritting your ears and getting through this everyone!
Take care of yourselves, be kind, and have a pork wellington on us.
*you

In this episode

1) Ben sort of tells us about the time he was declared legally dead.

2) Austen sort of tells us about the time not having any phone signal saved his bacon.

(To be honest the stories themselves are terrible in this one but there's nearly as much 'not stories' in it too which probably helps! :D)

As ever if you want to contact us or send requests for future stories please e-mail or send voice notes to [email protected].

Well, I'm not quite sure how we've all made it to a ninth episode of this nonsense but you're just as much to blame as we are! :D

In this episode -

1) Austen tells us about the time he had a cook book published

2) Ben tells us about the time he accidentally won a race.

It's a bit mental this episode.

So strap yourselves in and enjoy! :D

As ever if you want to contact us or send requests for future stories please e-mail or send voice notes to [email protected].

Well now aren't you just the *luckiest* person in the whole wide world right now!

For a limited time only we're giving you 50% extra on the pod, that's right on this episode you get 3 stories for the usual price of 2!

I mean Ben's audio is terrible and the stories are at about the level of quality you've come to expect from us by now, but still, we'll all be dead soon so let's just get through this the best we can shall we! ;D

On this episode

1) Austen tells us about the time he stumbled across an old family heirloom.

2) Ben tells us about the time a surprise went wrong.

3) Austen tells us about the time he had a new species named after him.

Enjoy! :)

As ever if you want to contact us or send requests for future stories please e-mail or send voice notes to [email protected].

Big news for the pod this week! Well, not for the pod exactly.
To be honest it doesn't really effect the pod in any way really.
Maybe it'll change the way you see one of us going forward though.
Nope.
Hear. Maybe it'll change the way you hear one of us going forw.........
You know what I'll start again.

Heyyyyy there you are welcome back to the pod for your weekly dose of nonsense!
Hope you're having an amazing day! Nothing new here so let's move on shall we?

There. Much better! :D

So what's waiting for you brave souls on this weeks pod....

1) Ben tells us about the time he was disqualified from the Olympics

2) Austen tells us about the time he discovered an Egyptian Tomb.

Enjoy! :)

As ever if you want to contact us or send requests for future stories please e-mail or send voice notes to [email protected].

There are now THREE certainties in life.
Death, taxes, and Ben probably shouldn't drink vodka while recording a podcast! :D

On today's Vodcast.

1) Austen tells us about the time his life was saved by a crumpet

2) Ben tries to tell us about the time he stole something from a monkey

As ever if you want to contact us or send requests for future stories please e-mail or send voice notes to [email protected].

Well we're all here again I see.
How's your week been? Did that thing at work sort itself out? And the kids, they're doing ok? Ah that's good.
Ok ok fine I'll get down to the details of this weeks pod. Actually we had some lovely voice messages this week thank you very much Barry and Jonas.
I'm sure you'll be more than satisfied with our attempts! ;D

1) Ben tells us about the time he painted something wrong.

2) Austen tells us about the time he was accidently kidnapped. 

As ever if you want to contact us or send requests for future stories please e-mail or send voice notes to [email protected].

Oh hello hello there. Hope you're keeping well!

On today's episode we have a special guest to, at the very least, dilute mine and Ben's voices!

1) Ben tells us about the time he appeared on a Billboard in Asia.

2) Lawrence tells us about why he's known as 'The Crabmeat King' in Brighton.

3) Austen explains the inventions he currently has patents (Pendants! :D) pending for.
Enjoy! ;D

As ever if you want to contact us or send requests for future stories please e-mail or send voice notes to [email protected].

Coming up in this episode....

1) Ben tells us about the time he wrote a book about a pig.

2) Austen explains why he got 400 cushions embroidered with his face on them.

What other podcast can say THAT! :D

As ever if you want to contact us or send requests for future stories please e-mail or send voice notes to [email protected].

So you've come back for more have you?!
It's ok it can be our little secret.

Right, in this episode.....

1) Ben regales us about the time he woke up next to a 12ft Sculpture of a lizard.

2) Austen tells us about the time he tamed a bee.

There's a chance one of us had had one too many beers by the end of this one.....

As ever if you want to contact us or send requests for future stories please e-mail or send voice notes to [email protected].

A very warm welcome to the inaugural episode of this nonsense - 

In this episode.....

1) Ben tells us about the time he tested make-up on a chicken

2) Austen tells us about the time he spent 24 hours in Police custody in nothing but an adult nappy.

As ever if you want to contact us or send requests for future stories please e-mail or send voice notes to [email protected].