Welcome to Braindouche! Tonight, no intro. I'd like to present a piece in collaboration with artist Kristen Palmeri, "Kristen is Feeling Alone". Kristen wrote this piece to express her experience of frustration and sadness during the quarantine, and I wanted to share it with you. Kristen read this for me, appropriately, over Zoom. Music by Zoe Blade.

Episode 1 again!? Join our feckless host as she tries to be a weird little beacon of calm at the end of the world.

tax settlement firms are liars

call a lawyer now

lawers have ethics, they won't screw you

call Heidi Jones now

This is what happens when you convert a psd into an MP3. Highly recommended for designers who want to get revenge on clients who demand source files they haven't paid for.

When you're remixing a dark industrial piece, don't do it this way.

uncertain - the vision of sorrow (uncertain - braindouche remix) by Braindouche!

The original Braindouche! promo, featuring lots of people in Podcastland being kinda mean.

In a tip of the digital audio recorder to Orson Welles and his god-damned green peas, I contract Shawm and Sherwin to record a promo for Braindouche!, and it doesn't go quite as planned.