Brave Motel

An actual themed episode? Madness.

This week, the boys talk about the music we heard growing up, developing our own musical taste, and the music that influences our art today.

Andres and I are probably doing tinder wrong. High school was a weird time for all of us. There’s an interesting intersection of children of color and anime in the Americas. We’re all too old for memes. Pubic hair is a testy subject.

Three dudes try to find the male equivalent of wearing no bra. I take too long to tell a story about my dating life a year ago. The Internet used to be way worse somehow.

This is the worst sex episode I think I've ever recorded. We immediately get back into talking sex stuff. Porn tastes are changing and pets makes it hard to masturbate. Also, there's more Stinky Pinky.

Weird impressions, being low energy, inaccurate knowledge about smartphones

The boys try out some on-air games. Play along with us in Real or Fake: Video Games. There's a disturbing overlap of Spongebob and dating sims. Every sex euphemism is bad.

Alan finally gives his rating of Infinity War based on his first viewing. He and I spend the rest of the episode speculating about the future of the MCU and geeking out about Spider-Man.

This episode is basically all just talking about Infinity War and the MCU as a whole. Spoilers for a movie that came out 6 months ago.

At the top of part two, Alan laments the current state of film. Fantastic 4 ( or Fant4stic) was a bad movie that Charles desperately wanted to be a good movie. Andres doesn’t like Paul Rudd and Alan does a pitch perfect Leslie Mann impression. Six Degrees of Separation is a great game for parties. Charles tells a story about a party getting raided. Alan and Charles used to have really bad sleeping habits.

Right up top, we talk about how pleasantries are bullshit and how hard diarrhea is to spell. This was also back when we used to have Random Facts Of The Show as a segment (maybe we’ll bring it back). Alan drops some knowledge about how to get the best chinese food off their secret traditional menu. Andres does not have a good fact, but he did have a turtle that died. Charles teaches us about how jellyfish are taking over. Cosmic irrelevance is both freeing and cripplingly depressing. We’re all ready for robot parts. Charles and Alan teach Andres not to tie media to a relationship. The episode ends with some top quality dog content.