Calisa discusses the trend of rage bait seeping into our beloved happy place: Bravo TV. Then she covers The Valley reunion, the Real Housewives of Miami AND the Real Housewives of Orange county. Find out who she wants off "her show," who she needs more of, and as always, the best and worst dressed as well as the "Rewind It, Rewind It" moment of the week!

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Calisa first talks about Jenn reaching out to her - a "BLOGGER" - and The Valley's Michelle and Aaron's break up then goes into a full recap of The Valley season 2 finale. (Listen in for a way random nostalgic throwback to the 2003 drama film, Mona Lisa Smile and how only Calisa can relate it to Jax Taylor).She follows it up with some "quick thoughts" on this week's episodes of the Real Housewives of Miami and the Real Housewives of Orange County and offers her possibly not so popular opinion on some of the ladies' actions...

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Another SUPERSIZED episode covering The Real Housewives of Orange County AND Miami and The Valley! Plus, Calisa talks about the news that Jax will not be returning to The Valley next season, more revelations from Vanderpump Rules's Scheana's new book, as well as the Coldplay affair popping up in EVERYONE'S timeline!Instagram: @BravoMaestraIf you want to skip the pop culture news and go right to the show recaps: 9:33Music by TimTaj (https://timtaj.com)

We've got a triple feature! Starting with the season premiere of the Real Housewives of Orange County, followed by The Valley, then the goddesses of the Real Housewives of Miami!

Listen for poll results and a discussion of the news that Scheana released about her husband Brock!

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Kristen Doute gets engaged! The ladies in Miami are a real life telenovela - or is it a horror show? I'm not sure with the way they edited this episode and the way these ladies are behaving... and we finally we meet the new RHOM housewife, Stephanie Shojaee!

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Calisa's back on the mic! In this comeback episode, she's covering The Valley and the Real Housewives of Miami as well as what’s next for the pod. Expect the same chill vibe with can't-help-but-be-honest takes with some exciting updates. Whether you've been here from the start or you're just tuning in, welcome (or welcome back!) to Bravo Maestra!

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If you're not watching the Real Housewives of Orange County, you need to be! The ladies are still on their girls trips in Big Bear + La Quinta and delivering scene after scene full of conversations and drama that feel fresher and more authentic than Calisa has seen in a LONG time. Then in culminates with a Tamra and Shannon showdown...

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This ep the Real Housewives of Orange County go to Big Bear + La Quinta and Calisa has some hot takes when it comes to Tamra and Shannon! She also gives her hypothesis of what is up with Alexis, her analysis of Emily when it comes to Tamra, tries to follow the Heather-Gina-Katie of it all, and shares if she's more of an Emily or a Heather when it comes to skincare.

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*SUPERSIZED* ep covering the season finale of the Real Housewives of New Jersey that went off the Rails! Plus, can't say they didn't warn Katie...It's yet another great week with the lovely ladies of the Real Housewives of Orange County!

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*Double feature* covering the Real Housewives of Orange County AND the Real Housewives of New Jersey!

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