*Double feature* Calisa's back in time to cover the SEASON PREMIERE + ep 2 of the Real Housewives of Orange County!

She analyzes Gina's real issue with Jennifer, gives her take on the new 'Wife Katie, and the full rundown on the Shannon and Alexis of it all.

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Calisa covers the Real Housewives of New Jersey as they try to piece together what happened between Jen Aydin and Danielle at Teresa's Tulum party.

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It's the Real Housewives of New Jersey episode we've been waiting for and wooo was it a doozy! So many of the ladies show their true colors and Calisa gets into it all including Jackie running out of friends to be Friends Of, Tre revealing her snake-like agenda on camera, and of course, the altercation between Danielle and Jennifer.

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Schools out for summer and that's a wrap on Summer House! Andy + the cast may not call out the (alleged) demons but you know Calisa will. Then she gives her thoughts on the Real Housewives of New Jersey - and their significant others - and gives some personal and podcast updates.

*I didn't forget about Danielle Cabral - the audio during her segment got messed up so I sounded like a chipmunk and I could NOT fix it so I had to cut it, but I find her entertaining and likable, just not super into her storylines this season*

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Calisa wraps up the surprisingly amazing first season of The Valley with a recap of the finale. Then it's the Summer House Reunion where some of her takes may shock you...She has no "Team" and is calling out all the monsters and (alleged) demons!

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Calisa calls it like she sees it covering the explosive season finale of Summer House and her takes may surprise you. The Valley recap is at the top of the episode this week and includes a defense of Jesse for once. And never again (probably).

This episode includes notes on "What Would Jesse Solomon Do," the girls' convo w/Ciara about West, and of course the Lindsay + Carl of it all on Summer House. Calisa gets outraged at how people speak to each other on The Valley and wishes there was more Zack and Kristen.

Calisa gives a podcast update! Then it's a recap of the blood-boiling Summer House episode where things are happening with West + Ciara, Lindsay + Carl, Kyle + Amanda, and of course, Jesse. Then it's the return of The Valley recap!

We've just got Summer House this week, but boy was it a doozy! Lindsay + Carl and Amanda + Kyle really brought the heat this week and not in a good way, yikes!

Happy Teacher Appreciation Week to all the maestras out there and Happy Real Housewives of New Jersey premiere to all who celebrate! Hear Calisa's thoughts on the ladies of Jersey, where she lands on the Ciara-West situation in the recap of Summer House and get caught up on all the drama with a recap of The Valley!